Rainy Days
A crack fic, written by Kazeri.
Chapter 1
September 1st 2007
Today was the first day of school for Sora and Roxas. They had both successfully graduated Hill Billy Island Elementary School last year, and were ready to start another year of education. But gasp! They were starting...
HIGH SCHOOL.
Sora and Roxas (and their friends Riku, Kairi and Naminé) were to go to Twilight Town Secondary school. The school wasn't very far away, but they still had to have their mom drive them there.
"Awww, Mom, can't we drive ourselves?" Roxas complained to his mother whose name was…Mary.
"Sorry, kids. But I'm not letting you drive the gummy ship until you're 16." She said sternly. "Oh, and by the way, we're going to be carpooling with a few other people."
"Who?" Sora asked, adjusting his backpack.
"You know those people I take yoga with in Hollow Bastion? Well, all their kids are starting the same school as you, so I thought it would be a good idea if we all carpooled!" Mary grinned happily.
"Okay then!" Sora said happily.
"Hmm…" Roxas hmmed.
SOMEWHERE! ELSE!
"I'm leaving!" Young Light called to his mother as he walked out the door of his house.
"Okay, we'll see you after school!" His mother called back happily.
"Good luck, big brother!" Light's little sister called after him.
Light grimaced and walked out the door. Oh, how he hated his overly happy-go-lucky family…
Once Light had walked a few blocks, Ryuk appeared beside him. WHOA!
"Hello there, Ryuk." Light said politely, as he always did.
"So you're starting high school, eh?" Ryuk said in that crazy voice he has.
"Yes, I am." Light said thoughtfully. "I have to carpool with some other people though, unfortunately. Mom's making me."
"Who are they?" Ryuk asked.
"I have no idea, but she does Yoga with their parents or something."
"I see."
A silence followed them.
"Are you gonna kill anybody if they get on your nerves?" Ryuk asked, not able to contain himself.
"Mmm...Probably not."
SOMEWHERE! ELSE!
"YEAH! IT'S TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL!!" Naruto shouted, running with Sasuke and Sakura down the path to the "bus stop" as Kakashi had instructed them.
"Yay." Sasuke said unenthusiastically.
'If Sasuke sounds unenthusiastic, I better sound unenthusiastic too!' Sakura thought, being the tennie she is.
"Joy." Sakura said unenthusiastically.
"OKAY, SO KAKASHI-SENSEI SAID WE HAD TO GO TO MAPLE STREET AND WAIT ON THE CORNER FOR SOME BIG SHIP TO COME OUT OF THE SKY, THEN WE'LL BOARD IT, AND THEN WE GO TO SCHOOL!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!?" Guess who said that?!
"WE BELIEVE IT." Sakura and Sasuke shouted, both sweatdropping.
You see, ever since Naruto heard Iruka say "Believe it!", he made that his catch phrase. So now, at almost every end of his sentence, he would yell either 'Can you believe it?!' or 'BELIEVE IT!'. If he yelled 'Can you believe it?!', Sakura and Sasuke were to say "We believe it!' or Naruto would rattle on about how great ramen was in his annoying voice, while randomly shouting 'BELIEVE IT.'
Finally, the three kids got to the bus stop, and a crazy looking space ship flew out of the sky and nearly landed on them. The red-haired woman signaled them to board the ship, and they obeyed. DUH.
"HI! I'M NARUTO!" Naruto screamed at the two boys that were sitting in the back seat. "WHO'RE YOU?!"
"Uh, I'm Roxas, and this is Sora…" Roxas said, pointing to himself and then Sora. Sora waved, not stopping at all.
"Hello! My name is Sakura!" Sakura said joyfully, blushing a bit and looking very 'kawaii'. "And since this guy beside me probably won't bother to introduce himself, this is Sasuke!" She said, glomping Sasuke. Sasuke made a face and removed Sakura from his body. Sakura sat down beside Roxas, and smiled, who looked very, VERY freaked out.
"Are you okay?" Sora asked Roxas, who was looking green.
"Her hair…her…hair…it's like...MARLUXIA!" Roxas screamed, and fainted.
"What a nice boy!" Sakura said, patting Roxas' unconscious body on the head.
SUDDENLY, they landed again, and guess who it was?!
It was Riku, Kairi and Naminé!
"Riku! Kairi! Naminé!" Sora exclaimed. The three smiled and jumped into the gummy ship, and sat down behind them in the extra back seat:D
"Hi Sora!" They all said at once. Creepy.
"What's wrong with Roxas?" Naminé asked, pointing to Roxas' unconscious body while Mrs...Smith (yes, Sora and Roxas' last name is Smith, didn't you know that?!) pulled up into the sky. Sora was still waving.
"HE FAINTED!" Naruto yelled, making everybody wince.
"And you are…?"
As everybody introduced themselves, Mrs. Smith landed the gummy ship in front of a nice looking bus stop in a nice looking neighborhood in a nice-looking environment:D
Naruto opened the door, while a HOT guy with brown hair boarded the ship. He dropped his backpack into the pile of backpacks, and sat down beside Riku in the extra back seat.
"Who are you?!" Sakura asked, stars in her eyes.
"I'm Light."
"YOU ARE!" She said, swooning and landing on Roxas' unconscious body.
"Heh, kids will be kids." Mary said, flying through the clouds to the school.
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AN: Hehe, don't ask why it's called Rainy Days :P I needed a title, and it was raining! I think. o.O
Yeah, thanks to Shanna and Lynn for inspiring me to write more crack :D
Please Review :D I need at least 4 reviews before the next chappie :D