Dedicated to BEN DAVIES
If you wanna know the tune it's the same as Sum 41's 'Motivation' listen to it or pay me to sing it
…. = Someone else singing
(Verse 1)
Whats the point of, even wanking at all
When everyone says, that its way too small
Maybe, it is and I just can't admit
But lately, my sex life is kinda shit
(Chorus)
Masturbation, such an aggravation
Accusations of my masturbation
Ejaculation, I know how to fake it
Lubrication, I can't my dad'll take it
Fantasise, just how you want it to be
(Verse 2)
Whats the point of, (something rhyming with break, any ideas tell rohit)
Self-indulgance is, such a hard habit to break
It all, just ends up in a mess
Parents ask, they know you'll never confess
(Chorus)
(Bridge 1)
Holding on Until I Came
Twenty seconds later Now that's really lame
Can never finish the job You can't even explain
No matter what you say, nothings gonna change their mind
(Bridge 2)
Can't depend, On my hand until the end
It seems like every night I'm bored
My hand I can't ignore
The movie's kinda poor
Or maybe fuck a door
But who's to blame
For leaving that stain
(Chorus) x 2
Just how you want it to be
Just how you want it to be
(This song does not mean I do or endorse the act of masturbation, song copyright of *****)
If you wanna know the tune it's the same as Sum 41's 'Motivation' listen to it or pay me to sing it
…. = Someone else singing
(Verse 1)
Whats the point of, even wanking at all
When everyone says, that its way too small
Maybe, it is and I just can't admit
But lately, my sex life is kinda shit
(Chorus)
Masturbation, such an aggravation
Accusations of my masturbation
Ejaculation, I know how to fake it
Lubrication, I can't my dad'll take it
Fantasise, just how you want it to be
(Verse 2)
Whats the point of, (something rhyming with break, any ideas tell rohit)
Self-indulgance is, such a hard habit to break
It all, just ends up in a mess
Parents ask, they know you'll never confess
(Chorus)
(Bridge 1)
Holding on Until I Came
Twenty seconds later Now that's really lame
Can never finish the job You can't even explain
No matter what you say, nothings gonna change their mind
(Bridge 2)
Can't depend, On my hand until the end
It seems like every night I'm bored
My hand I can't ignore
The movie's kinda poor
Or maybe fuck a door
But who's to blame
For leaving that stain
(Chorus) x 2
Just how you want it to be
Just how you want it to be
(This song does not mean I do or endorse the act of masturbation, song copyright of *****)