Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who, but I do however own a beer and a defabricator.
Captain Jack was grinning from ear to ear
The Doc and Rose had gone out for a beer
The suckers would be gone till late in the night
"Time to have fun," he said with delight.
Before the control panel, he instantly rose
And struck up what he thought was a roguish pose
Smiling at no one, he reached out his hand
Ready to input the TARDIS his every command
Then giggling with glee, he thought, "What the heck!
Go where you like. I'll only be gone for a sec."
Numbers and letters were punched in without care
A knob was flicked here, a lever tweaked there
As the engines awoke, came the familiar clash
Within seconds, man and blue box had gone in a flash
Satisfied, Jack sat back in his chair
Excited to be heading to God only knew where
Almost as soon as they started, the engines had died
Jack scrambled to the windows to get a peek outside
To any other, the outlook might have looked poor
For the TARDIS had landed amid a belt of meteors
All around rumbled these massive, imposing brown rocks
But Jack only laughed from safe in his box
"Is this the best you've got?" came his surly cheers
"You'll never break through, if you took a billion years.
I've bested the Daleks, androids, Slitheen
With not but a defabricator and this flying machine.
So back off, you rocks, and give me some room.
I'm best…what the hell?! Holy sh—BOOM!!!!
And with a great noise, fire ripped through space
Literally wiping the grin from Harkness's face
The flames licked about, brighter and louder
Till nothing was spared but blue splinters and powder
It appeared that the rocks did not like being teased
For as they moved on, they seemed rather pleased
Who knew such an explosion one blue box could yield
When Captain Jack Harkness forgets to force field.