Skins Series 5 Previewed (reprinted from Wow! magazine)

The new Skins series will be out next January, what can you expect? We have an exclusive outline of the main features.

Follow the trials and tribulations of nine teenagers as they:

Struggle to act out poor story lines

Wrestle with unbelievable character developments

Endure periods of inactivity after 'their' episode.

Recede into obscurity after filming finishes

Following the success of Series 4, teenagers will learn how to:

Get stunning A2 grades whilst taking drugs and avoiding school work

Break out of jail and evade the police

Skateboard down the middle of Park Street

Become champion athletes overnight

Enter military establishments unchallenged

The3 Series 5 episodes will be followed three years later by the 2 Series 6 episodes.

I was bored so I wrote this nonsense - I love Skins really!!