WARNING-This story may cause brain damage and loss of intelligence!
START GAME
Ball: "Hey what's up? It's me your favorite person-"
Left Paddle: "You are not person! You moron!"
Ball: "Better to be more on than more off!"
Right Paddle: "Quit your conversation, were playing a game here."
Ball: "Sorry."
Left Paddle: "No, your not!"
Right Paddle: "SHUT UP!"
Ball: "Sorry, for real."
Right Paddle: "Good, now let's play."
Left Paddle: "Why? We play this game everyday, we should be good by now."
Right Paddle: "Because I say so."
Ball: "Hey, guys wait! How are we talking?!"
Left Paddle: "What do you mean, ball?"
Ball: "We don't have mouths!"
Right Paddle: "I had lips but then ball ran into me."
Left Paddle: "So."
Right Paddle: "So I had a mouth once!"
Ball: "Me too!"
Left Paddle: "Then why are you complaining?!"
Ball: "Oh, a…"
Right Paddle: "Can we get back to the game? Please?"
Left Paddle: "If it will make you shut up."
Right Paddle: "WOOHOO!!!!!"
Ball: "Oh, no."
Left Paddle: "What now?"
Ball: "Well, a…"
Right Paddle: "Yea! Game!"
Left Paddle: "What is it ball?"
Ball: "It hurts when you hit me."
Left Paddle: "Boohoo. Let's start the game."
Right Paddle: "Yea! Game!"
Left Paddle: "Serves up!"
Right Paddle: "Hey, are you going to hit ball to me?"
Left Paddle: "I did, but he stopped in the middle of the field."
Right Paddle: "Hey, ball!"
Left Paddle: "I think he is zoning out."
Right Paddle: "Zoning out; another side effect of hunger."
Left Paddle: "What?!"
Ball: "What?! What did I miss?"
Right Paddle: "Nothing, can we finish the game now?"
Ball: "I guess."
Right Paddle: "Here Left."
Ball: "WHEEEE!"
Right Paddle: "Hey, Left why didn't you hit ball back."
Left Paddle: "I'm not moving, so you can eat butt and sniff it while you're at it."
Ball: "Left! Have you become lazy?!"
Right Paddle: "Laziness; another side effect of hunger."
Ball: "What do you mean by that?"
Left Paddle: "I am not moving ever again!"
Right Paddle: "Because you are hungry!"
Ball: "What is hunger and hungry?"
Right Paddle: "It is where you don't get enough food in you."
Ball: "What is food?"
Right Paddle: "I don't know but it sounded good in my head."
Left Paddle: "Don't worry about it, ball."
Ball: "Okay, if you say so."
Right Paddle: "Can we finish now?"
Left Paddle: "No, I am not moving, remember?"
Right Paddle: "Please?"
Left Paddle: "No."
Right Paddle: "Please?"
Left Paddle: "No."
Right Paddle: "Please?"
Left Paddle: "No."
Right Paddle: "PLEASE?!"
Left Paddle: "NO!!!!!!!!!"
Ball: "Left how are you going to get girls without moving?"
Left Paddle: "Quite simply my friend. The girls flock to me like I was bathed in honey."
Right Paddle: "EWWWWW! That's nasty and sick."
Ball: "Spare us the details please."
Right Paddle: "That corrupted my morals."
Left Paddle: "Alright fine then. Now what?"
Right Paddle: "GAME! GAME! GAME! GAME! GAME!"
Left Paddle: "Oh, fine, fine, fine."
Ball: "Whose turn is it?"
Right Paddle: "Nobody's really."
Left Paddle: "Then how are we going to play, you moron."
Ball: "It is Left's turn."
Right Paddle: "Can we just play?"
Left Paddle: "Okay, here he comes!"
Ball: "WHEEEEE!"
Right Paddle: "AHHHHHHH!"
Left Paddle: "Right, you are supposed to hit ball back."
Right Paddle: "Oh, yeah, I am aren't I?"
Ball: "Okay, let's try again."
Right Paddle: "Yea! Game!"
Left Paddle: "Alright, here ball comes. Are you ready, Right?"
Right Paddle: "Yes, I think I am ready."
Left Paddle: "Okay, here we go…again."
Ball: "WHEEEEEE!"
Right Paddle: "YEA!"
Ball: "OWWWW! WHEEEEEEE!"
Left Paddle: "Good hit, of course we play so much all of our hits should be a good hit."
Ball: "OWWWW! WHEEEEEE!"
Right Paddle: "WOW! Ball is coming fast!"
Ball: "WHEEEE!"
Left Paddle: "Why must we do this?"
Ball: "OWWWW! WHEEEEEE!"
Right Paddle: "Because this is so much fun!"
Left Paddle: "Well, too bad I think I am done."
Ball: "No, another twenty minute at three-hundred and fifty until your are done."
Left Paddle: "Moron!"
Right Paddle: "Why did we stop?"
Ball: "Because I have enough bruises."
Right Paddle: "Oh, okay. Who won?"
Left Paddle: "Does it matter? We are just going to do the same over and over and over and over. We have been playing the same stupid game for sixty-three years."
Ball: "Wow, has it really been that long?"
Right Paddle: "That isn't enough. I want to play more. MORE PLAY!"
Left Paddle: "Shut up, Right!"
Ball: "Maybe we can play just a little more."
Left Paddle: "Fine."
Right Paddle: "Yea! Game!"
Ball: "This is going to hurt."
Left Paddle: "Shut up, ball."
Ball: "But it hurts!"
Left Paddle: "So, cry me a bridge, build me a river and get over it!"
Ball: "Isn't it cry a river and build a bridge?"
Left Paddle: "Well, it isn't any more."
Right Paddle: "Can we play now?"
Left Paddle: "Probably not."
Right Paddle: "Why?"
Ball: "I get hurt."
Right Paddle: "Oh, come on, this is your job. You are not getting paid eighteen hours a minute for doing nothing."
Left Paddle: "How come I don't get paid?!"
Ball: "I get paid?"
Right Paddle: "Can we just play? Please?"
Ball: "Well, I guess I can bear getting beat around."
Right Paddle: "WOOHOO!!!!!"
Left Paddle: "Is that all you think about, Right."
Right Paddle: "Nope."
Ball: "Can we just get my beating over with?"
Right Paddle: "Okay, here he comes, Left."
Ball: "Left, you missed!"
Left Paddle: "I don't feel like playing any more."
Right Paddle: "Lose of competitive edge; another side effect of hunger."
Ball: "Why do you keep talking about hunger?!"
Right Paddle: "That's a long story, Ball. A long story indeed."
Left Paddle: "Now what?"
Right Paddle: "GAME ON!"
Left Paddle: "No."
Ball: "Come on, what is the worst that can happen? Besides me getting hurt."
Left Paddle: "Okay fine."
Right Paddle: "You start, Left."
Left Paddle: "Okay but I am going to hit hard."
Ball: "Not too hard now. I am very fragile."
Left Paddle: "Of course, we already knew that."
Right Paddle: "That was mean."
Ball: "WHEEEE! Fast. Fast. Faster. Faster! FASTEST! NO, TOO MUCH FASTNESS!!!! AHHHH!"
Left Paddle: "Ball, popped!"
Right Paddle: "NOOOOOOOO!!! Now we can't play."
Left Paddle: "I am going back to being lazy."
GAME OVER
I am sorry for writing this insanely wrong piece of…whatever it was. My friend and I had nothing to do. That and it is late. I don't know what possessed us. Anyway, I am sorry for making any people lose IQ points. Sorry. See you in the psycho house.