Elves:
Hey! Quit throwin' all that food!
Don't you peoples know that this is rude?
So, instead of hurlin' it everyplace, just stuff the stuff in your face.
I know that most of you have no brain, but try being civilized this once.
Else you will feel pain.
Gandalf:
Uh..
Dwarves:
Oh, yeah? Well this is just overrated greenery!
All you elves sittin' up there in your 'finery'!
Huh! Well, you should be taken down a couple of pegs!
Why don't you eat real food, like chicken legs!
No! Instead you eat floppy leaves!
You'll probably turn into a goat, with all of it's disgusting fleas!
And! My people don't like you or your face, so we'll throw food around anytime anyplace!
Gandalf:
Uhhh, what just happened?
Elves: ...
Dwarves: :D # throw all the food
Elves: # rematch
Dwarves: # we rule