Glee: Bros before Hoes

Finn

Finn had finally become the star of the school once the McKinley team had finally won. Finn could have anything he ever wanted. He could get all the free food, go to lunch early, get wasted every night, and have all of the girls. A guy's perfect dream right? Well, Finn thought otherwise, he was gay. He only had eyes for one person, one someone, one of him served on a platter. Finn stared down the hallway and stared at the one and only Noah Puckerman.

That's right, Finn was in love. He was the only guy Finn ever thought about. Finn could barely keep himself from drooling ever time he saw him. Don't think just because Finn only wanted Puck that he didn't get any "action". Quite a few times when Puck was drunk, Finn would go "take him home". But they weren't going home; Finn would take him in his car and drive off somewhere. He always had to make sure that Puck was drunk enough so that he wouldn't notice or remember in the morning. So after Finn was sure that Puck was drunk enough, he would have a little make out session with Puck. There was really just one person in his way. Finn watched as Quinn grabbed Puck by the arm.

Quinn Fabray, her perfect hair, shoes, dress, and looks got in Finn's way. Puck had gotten her pregnant, WHAT BITCH WOULD DO THAT TO HIM! They used to be best friends, until she got pregnant and started her whole damn relationship with him. Quinn and Puck were now the popular kids again, now that the whole pregnant crap was behind them. Finn could help but wanting to strangle her every time he saw her. But, as she walked by they both smiled and waved at each other. She made him sick! Not to say that Finn hasn't had his fair share of people who liked him. Kurt winked at Finn while he was passing him.

Take exhibit A, Kurt. Last week we were doing another lesson on ballads in Glee club. But these ballads were supposed to be "anonymous". Yeah, Kurt didn't hide it at all. He stared at Finn the whole time he sang...

(FLASHBACK)

Kurt was in the center of the stage, while Brittany and Tina were backing him up as he was singing: Don't cha wish your girlfriend was HOT like me!

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a FREAK like me!

Don't cha, don't cha

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was RAW like me!

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was FUN like me!

Don't cha, don't cha

Finn almost barfed.

(OUT OF FLASHBACK)

Then, there are pure disasters like Rachel, who sang Finn Hummingbird Heartbeat. Well, you're pretty much caught up at this point, where Finn is in his life. So Finn was going on down to his Glee class.

In the classroom, the first thing Finn saw was Puck and Quinn rubbing noses, dangerously close to kissing. Finn had to look away, anywhere; he turned his head to the board. On it was WE NEED HELP written in big black letters. Well, sure they weren't great but they weren't that bad. Finn couldn't help but take offense to this. After all, he was the Glee star from the guy's side. The other being, Rachel, Finn almost puked thinking those words.

When the bell rang, Mr. Shue walked in the room.

"So guys," He started. "We need more members for Glee club. We are in desperate need, and if we don't have twelve members by sectionals, we're not going." There was a quick outburst by the class. Finn got quickly bored and dozed off. Before he knew it, the bell had rung and Glee club was over with for the day. Finn waited for everyone else to clear out so that there wouldn't be any shoving in the hallways to get home. Everyone was now gone and Finn started to walk down the hallway. He saw Quinn and Puck saying good bye. Finn wanted to yell but didn't ruin the moment for Quinn. When Puck had left, Finn caught up to Quinn who had a blank expression on her face.

"Are you alright?" Finn asked. Quinn looked over to him.

"Puck said that he loved me," Quinn was in shock. Finn wanted to shout at her, but didn't.

"No he doesn't," The words slipped out from his mouth. Quinn's face slowly glared.

"Yes, he does." She replied.

"No, he doesn't" Finn shot back. "To him, you're just vagina number sixty-two," Finn scoffed. Realizing what he just said, Finn covered his mouth.

"I know you still love him, but that's no reason to make me feel so crappy," Quinn said. "When did you become so mean?"

"The same time you turned into a big, boyfriend stealing, shoplifting, perfect life, BARBIE DOLL!" Finn shouted. There was an awkward moment of silence. A tear from Quinn's eye fell to the floor.

"Well to him you're just Penis number one," Quinn squeaked as she bolted down the hall and outside, failing to hold back more tears. Finn was realizing that she was right. Puck was straight, and he was with Quinn. Finn was the sad one now; a tear fell from his cheek now. Finn ran down the hallway and collided into someone turning the hall. He looked at the other person. Only to see a guy who had blonde hair, a great body, and the widest mouth ever! He was even more attractive than Puck.

"Sorry," Finn got up. "What's your name?" Finn offered the boy a hand.

"Sam," The blonde boy replied.