Let's get one thing straight... I ship Linda and Maze.
Ok, now that's out of the way, welcome to my collection of one shots. These will all center around Linda doing something, not out of character, but something a therapist should probably not be caught doing (like sleeping with her patients). I understand being drunk isn't a sin, but it was the only thing I could think of that wouldn't get her arrested. Plus, we all know this is Maze's song. (If you didn't, it's the song playing when Maze considers killing Chloe in her sleep).
p.s- The title is based off of the 5 Seconds of Summer song.
p.s.s- I do not own Lucifer, any of the songs mentioned, or a pair of angel wings. It's sad, but true.
If Maze was asked to describe her girlfriend she would say things like 'clever' or 'calm and level headed'. Maybe she was occasionally hyper (mostly when supernatural things start happening), but for the most part Linda is a reasonably well balanced human… but not tonight.
Maze watched with fondness as her usually semi-shy girlfriend belted out another karaoke number. She was currently singing 'Hips Don't Lie' by Shakira, trying to sway her hips in time to the beat. Maze found it slightly adorable.
She, Linda, Ella and Chloe were out on a girls night, and Linda had had a few too many to drink. Around about the fifth drink Linda had decided that singing in front of a group of half drunk strangers was the best idea in the world and proceeded to take over the karaoke mic. Ella and Chloe carried on chatting, occasionally looking up at their tone deaf friend. Maze however just enjoyed seeing her girlfriend so happy.
When the song ended Linda looked through the options, smirking when she found one in particular. Hitting play the music began to pour out of the speakers either side of the stage. Maze recognized it, it was 'Girl Like You' by Edwyn Collins. Linda locked eyes with Maze as she began to sing the first lyrics.
"I've never met a girl like you before". Maze smiled knowing she'd picked this one specifically for her. It was true, Linda had never met a girl like her before, mainly because she's a demon forged in the bowels of Hell. "Now, just like in a song from days of yore". She listened as Linda slurred her way through the opening verse, smiling the whole time.
During the next verse however Linda started walking from the stage towards Maze, thankful that the microphone's cord was long enough to stretch that far. "You give me just a taste, so I want more". She licked her lips causing Maze to blush slightly. "Now my hands are bleeding and my knees are raw". She lowered her voice and, for the lack a better word, stalked towards her girlfriend. "'Cause now you've got me crawlin', crawlin' on the floor". Maze was thoroughly enjoying the show Linda was putting on, which both Ella and Chloe had stopped talking to watch.
By the time she reached Maze she was onto the next verse. "You've made me acknowledge the devil in me". At that Maze let out a snort of laughter, knowing Linda meant that verse quite literally. Not just because she knew Lucifer was really the Devil, but also because Maze helped her let loose and do stupid (and on occasion, sinful) things. As she sang that line she ran a finger down Maze's chest and between her breasts, causing a few of the male patrons the wolf whistle. "I hope for him I'm talking metaphorically". She smiled, knowing Linda had changed the words so she was talking about Lucifer, knowing God wouldn't care whether she was the Devil or not.
Grinding up against Maze Linda kept singing, eventually dragging her out onto the dance floor (stumbling slightly) as she finished the song. "I've never met a girl like you before", and as the music drew to a close she kissed Maze deeply in front of everyone at the bar. Ella and Chloe cheered and applauded while others either clapped their hands or wolf whistled.
When she pulled away Linda tried to give Maze a seductive look (which didn't really work because she was still quite drunk, but Maze still found it cute). Holding her girlfriend upright she carefully walked her back to the bar and up onto the stool next to Chloe.
"Wow Doc!" Ella exclaimed. "That was awesome!" She then took a large sip of her pina colada and smiled at the pair.
"It really was!" Chloe looked over at Maze who was smiling fondly at Linda, her cheeks slightly darker than usual. "What did you think Maze?" Chloe teased, a small smirk forming on her lips.
Maze didn't say anything, she just grabbed Linda by her shirt and kissed her. When she pulled back she got off her stool and dragged Linda with her.
"Where are we going?"
"The bathroom" Maze replied sharply, still walking towards her destination.
"Why?"
"To have sex! Got a problem with that?"
"No! No problem at all".
"Good".
Chloe and Ella watched the whole thing from the bar, drunk enough to not be disgusted, but sober enough to still be surprised. "Um, what just happened?" Ella asked, turning to look at Chloe. Chloe was still staring at the retreating couple.
"If the sounds I can hear from Maze's bedroom at night are any indication, Linda is about to have the best shag of her life".