"Bloody hell! These guys don't quit!" Nack said to himself, adjusting his stetson hat. Nack was a bounty hunter who was hired by Dr. Robotnik for various odd jobs which normally involve stealing from the freedom fighters or trying to lure them into traps so that Robotnik could capture them. Unfortunately for Nack, he was never able to get the best of Sonic the Hedgehog and his team, and they would always eventually win. Not willing to lose the object he stole, Nack squeezed the gas pedals of his hoverbike and increased his speed, hoping to lose his persuers.
"You'll never catch me hedgehog! Eat my dust!" Nack said as he sped up, but Sonic ran even faster and begun to quickly catch up to Nack, despite the high speed of his vehicle. Sonic was now running side by side with the Marvelous Queen, the blue hedgehog turned towards Nack and winked.
"You were saying, slowpoke?" Sonic said mockingly. Nack tried to swipe at him with his fists but Sonic dodged effortlessly.
"Crikey, mate! You're as slow as a crippled koala bear!" Sonic said, immitating Nack's Australian accent.
"Quit making fun of my accent you little punk!" Nack responded angrily.
"Well then give us back what you stole, you jerk!" Sonic said. Nack then took out a bag full of black bombs, each with a skull and crossbone insignia on them, and began throwing them at Sonic.
"You want it back? Well come and take it pin coushin!" Nack said as one of the bombs exploded, and a second, as well as a third. Each bomb Nack threw was dodged or jumped over by Sonic, who quickly weaved in and out between the trees of the Great Forest. Suddenly, Tails, the orange two tailed fox descended from above and placed his hands over Nack's eyes, blocking his vision.
"Guess who!" Tails said, Nack started randomly swatting at the air, trying to get tails away from him.
"Get away from me you little vulture!" Nack yelled. Meanwhile, Bunnie Rabbot who took a shortcut and got ahead of the group stretched her robotic arm, grabbing onto a tree and then waited for Nack's hovercycle to come, which was quickly approaching.
"I'm ready sugar-hog! Let's do this!" Bunnie said, Sonic got the signal.
"All right Tails, get out of the way starting... now!" Sonic yelled to Tails as he continued to run side by side with Nack's vehicle. As Sonic ended his sentence, Tails let go of Nack and flew away in time for the weasel to get knocked off of his vehicle by Bunnie's arm, which hit his chest. The Marvelous Queen then lost control and drove into a tree, denting it's front and coming to a halt. Sonic then picked up the dropped Chaos Emerald and tossed it up and down in his hand for a moment before putting it in the backpack he was wearing.
"Like poetry in motion!" Tails said victoriously.
"Nice move Buns, you make that up?" Sonic asked Bunnie.
"Nah, ah just learned it from a wrestling show!" Bunnie said.
"Yeah, now let's go get Crocodile Douchey and bring him back to Knothole, I'm sure Sal's going to have a lot to say to him!" Sonic said, crossing his arms and staring harshly at the downed Nack the Weasel, who was trying to get back to his feet. When Sonic approached Nack to grab him however, the weasel set off a smoke bomb. As the three were coughing from the smoke, Nack mounted his dented hovercycle and made his escape through the forest, the engine popping and choking.
"Hey! He's getting away!" Bunnie said, pointing to the fleeing Nack. Sonic shrugged his shoulders.
"Forget him, next time he comes back we'll be waiting for him!" Sonic said, pounding his fist into the palm of his hand. The rest of the group then headed back to Knothole, chit chatting along the way.
"I could sure go for a chili dog!" Sonic said. Nack meanwhile was headed back to Robotropolis, the capital of Dr. Robotnik's empire. He stopped for a moment when the engine of his damaged craft began to act up, and one of the spy orbs which patrolled Robotropolis flew in front of the weasel and stared at him. Robotnik's voice then came from the orb.
"What took you so long weasel? Did you get the Chaos Emerald I sent you for?" Robotnik said through the machine. Nack looked up at the spy orb floating above him.
"Oh... hi there mate. I, well... I..." Nack stuttered, not wanting to anger the mad scientist further.
"You didn't retrieve the Emerald did you? Imbecile! What do I pay you for!?" Dr. Robotnik said angrily as he watched Nack on a monitor from his command chair, angrily squeezing the arm rests.
"The freedom fighters stopped me! That freak of nature Sonic the Hedgehog's a real worry! No matter how fast I went he caught up to me!" Nack explained.
"Enough of your idiot excuses! You are to return to Robotropolis immediately!" Robotnik said angrily, he then grinned maliciously and began petting his robotic bird Cluck.
"That is... unless you want to go back to that... other client of yours?" Robotnik said calmly, Nack's eyes widened and he began waving his hands at the spy probe in fear.
"No no no! Not that! I'll get you the Chaos Emeralds doc! I promise! Come hell or high water!" Nack said fearfully, Robotnik laughed.
"Then if you don't want to be fitted for a pair of concrete shoes, I'd suggest getting with the program! I expect to see you here in 10 minutes Nack, don't make me more angry than I already am." Robotnik said as he ended communication and the spy probe flew away. Nack simply lowered his head.
"I'm as good as dead." The weasel said to himself.