Title: Dinner with Evil

Genre: Humor/General

Rating: T for language

Pairing: Agon X Riko(I officially name this pairing 'AgoRik'!)

Summary: Kumabukuro was a very accepting man. However, he had doubts when he daughter came home one night with Agon Kongo in tow. Warning: Spoilers for later chapters and one VERY paranoid father!

Kumabukuro considered himself to be a pretty accepting man. He would even allow gay, disease-ridden hobos with four arms and long green tongues enter his house to use the restroom. However, he had doubts when his daughter came home one night with none other than Agon Kongo in tow.

The moment that dread-locked freak walked into the living room, he removed his glasses ever so casually and said, "Dude…I like butter milk!" Of course, Kumabukuro wasn't about to let himself be distracted by such foul language. The afro man stood his ground, put his hand out, and replied, "Nice to meet you, Agon. I am Mr. Kumabukuro, Riko's father!"

Agon smiled like he was some goddamn playboy and shook the paranoid father's hand. "Riko-chan's told me a lot about you. I still think you suck like a-" With amazing speed, Kumabukuro grabbed Agon by the ear and pulled his close to give him some fatherly advice. "Listen here, you asshole. If you do ANYTHING to harm my daughter, I mean ANYTHING, that will hurt her in some way, I will cut off your head, tie it to a post, and put it out on my front yard!" He hissed into Agon's ear.

Agon chuckled and whispered, "Please. I can do much worse to you if you lay as much as a finger on me, old man…" "I'm already laying an entire hand on you…" "…Fuck." Riko tapped the two idiot men on the backs and said, "Uh…shouldn't we be going to the dinner table now?" Agon gave Riko a slight kiss on the cheek (which almost caused Kumabukuro's bladder to explode) and said, "You're right. Lead the way…"

At the dinner table, Riko was blabbing on about Shinryuji's match against the Devil Bats. "You wouldn't believe me if I told you!" exclaimed the perky girl, "This one guy, Yukimitsu, I think, actually scored the first touchdown of the game! What was really amazing though was that this guy had no special attributes! He wasn't too fast, too strong-"

The whole time, Agon kept asking Riko to pass the corn. When she finally did, he said, "Ha ha! The password is 'Robot Lesbians'!" Riko giggled and said, "Oh, Agon-chan! You're so cute when you say such meaningless things!"

Kumabukuro clenched his fork so hard that it snapped in half. 'How the hell could my amazing and talented daughter fall in love with an evil, disgusting slob like this freak?'

On the other side of the table, Agon was wondering something, too. 'How could a fat, hairy short man with no good looks whatsoever produce such a beautiful daughter? IT BOGGLES THE MIND!' Suddenly, the football player had the urge to do the 'tinkle', as he liked to call it.

Like a gentleman, he asked to be excused. Once he was out of earshot, Kumabukuro turned to his daughter and shouted, "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH HIM?!" Before Riko could respond, Agon stepped into the room and declared, "I…LIKE BOY BANDS!"

Kumabukuro shrieked like a little girl and cried, "THERE'S YOUR PROOF, MY DAUGHTER! THERE'S YOUR PROOF! NO SELF-RESPECTING STRAIGHT MAN LIKES BOY BANDS!!" Kumabukuro laughed like a madman before stabbing himself in the chest with a plastic fork.

Agon shrugged and muttered, "I was just jokin'…dawg."

Then, like the ending of a cliché family sitcom, everyone broke out into laughter as the screen faded to black…