Disclaimer: How I wish the boys were mine. But no, they belong to someone else.

Thanks to my unknown beta for the help.

Just a little Hood story. Hope you like it. Review please?

Hah today I'm going shopping, my style. People fear me. So I'll get anything I want, when I want it. "We live in a greedy little world where everyone wants to make lots of money, don't we?"

Just look at everything I own already, gold and Silver, any gadget you can think of, any food you want.

I don't have to spend a dime; I just take what's going to be mine. How nice, it's the day that I'll find myself lots of free goods. Let those fools go in and buy them, and then I'll take them.

Just look at what I've got, more than anyone would ever have. I just love the jingle, jingle in my pocket.

My temple is one of the best, filled with all the riches of the world. Everything I want is there. These poor fools: Just look at them. Most have ended up on the streets because of shopping too much. Oh well, I'll be taking them with me. They'll become mine.

More! More! More! I want more gadgets, more people, and more businesses to control.

I desire the gadgets of those International Rescue people. Technology and electronics, galore.

Again and again I rob shops: Big and small, I want it all. I've taken money from a bank, made a luxury boat sink. I've tried to make those International Rescue boys come to me. Still, they manage to get away every time. So for now, I'm just robbing stores and watching as the fools run and leave me all their goods.

I have boats, plains, trains, cars, houses, gold, silver and even this blasted mall. All I need is that cursed International rescue base and my collection will be complete. Well, almost.

I love the jingle, jingle in my pocket. Ka-ching!