A/N This is probably really bad. I did it with my friend Mina during French class, and she convinced me to upload it to fanfiction. Blame her, not me. Strangest piece of nonsense we've ever written.
Éponine: Don't you fret, M'seiur Marius. I don't feeeeeeel any pain. For a Little Faaaaall of Rain could hardly hurt me now.
Marius: B-b-but what if it's acid rain?!
Éponine: I don't want your money sir.
Marius: Be like that. I'll go to McDonalds by MYSELF!
Grantaire: I has Enjolras vest! MWAHAHAHA!
Enjolras: YOU DID WHAT?! *angry face*
Enjolras: How long before the judgement day? Before cut the fat ones down to size...
Marius: To cut the fat ones down to size, find a nice sharp pair scissors and cut along the dotted lines here and here and here.
Enjolras: Before the barricades arise!
*barricades randomly fly into the air* *everyone looks at barricade* *everyone looks at Enjolras like What The Heck?!*
Gavroche: Anywhoo.. WATCH OUT FOR OLD THENARDIER! ALL OF HIS FAMILY'S ON THE MAKE!
Valjean: OK, Javert. I think all this obsessive chasing is bad for your health. How about this: I know your sad and all that, so I bought you a loaf of bread to say sorry.
Marius: You know Enjolras, you remind me of something or someone - but I can't quite place it...
Enjolras: The essence of the revolution, perhaps?
Marius: No, I was thinking more... A dumb blonde?
Cosette: There is a castle on a cloud..
Eppy Liz: WHAT?! THAT COMPLETELY DEFIES THE LAWS OF PHYSICS! EVERYYTHING I KNOW IS WROOOOOONNNNGGGGG! ALAS!
Mizzies: EVEN THE DARKEST NIGHT WILL END AND THE SUN WILL RISE!
Eppy Liz: Unless you're in space. Or black hole. They have so much gravity they even suck in LIGHT!
Mizzies: WE DON'T FREAKING CARE!
Gavroche: GOOD EVENNG DEAR INSPECTOR-
Enjolras: Shut up Gavroche.
Gavroche: THIS IS, LIKE, THE BIGGEST PART I HAVE IN THE WHOLE MUSICAL! DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME TO SHUT UP! JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A BAJILLION LINES DOES NOT GIVE YOU AUTHORITY OVER ME! I AM GOING TO SING THIS SONG TO THE END AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! WE CLEAR!
Les Amis: We have come to haunt you Marius!
Random Person: *confuzzled face*
Combeferre: I KNEW it was a bad idea to let Grantaire be in charge of directions!
Enjolras: Grantaire, put that bottle down!
Grantaire: NEVERRRRR!
I told you! I warned you it was bad! Congratulations if you made it to the end...
Eppy Liz xx