Princess Fa Mulan was practicing some acrobatics on the Great Wall but then noticed what seemed to be someone riding a ball that her equestrian horses usually play with
This startled her so much she fell.
As she fell she gained a closer look at the mysterious ball rider.
It was li Shang, her boyfriend riding a space hopper!
Mulan then remembered her Chinese acrobatic instincts, and somersaulted out of the way of li Shang and landed on her feet with no dust or scratch or injury whatsoever.
"Hey mulan," said li-Shang.
"Ni hao, li Shang" said mulan.
"Man, I'm so bummed you had business to take care of in Europe again," said li Shang.
"Father has assured I can visit Europe on our own terms this time!" Said mulan.
"Ironically, I was where u were, in the United Kingdom, and they were having a sale on these giant retro space hoppers, you know like the exact kind you let the horses play with!" Li-Shang added. "Actually, by the time I came to the store that sold these, you were gone," said mulan.
Then Mulan revealed her hopper
"But I didn't forget to buy one!"
Mulan added.
"Mulan, you're like a sly dragon, the way I like my Chinese girls!"
Said li-Shang.
And she mounted her hopper and they began bouncing across the Chinese palace grounds, and then past the gate guards into the Chinese countryside. They then bounced to Shanghai, and bounced on the maglev bullet trains to Beijing and then using their Chinese acrobatic skills, they bounced ALL THE way back to the castle in a single bounce!
Mulan's parents Fa Zhou and Fa Li met them at the gate and despite their shocked appearance they started smiling!
"We saw your little endeavor on these ball things that are similar to the kind the horses play with."
Said Fa zhou.
"We need you to do an acrobatic routine with them TONIGHT!" Squealed Fa li with delight.
That night, Chinese dance music was blaring as li-Shang and mulan mounted their hoppers, bounced in place and then began the routine of flipping and backhand springs and ticks and they even nailed the famous "Chinese Striped Acrobatic Basketball Trick"
When the music ended, the whole kingdom roared with cheers and applauded.
THE END