You're awake!
"Are you going to...KIDNAP! AMBER ALERT!"
C'mon, I didn't tie the ropes that tight.
"Fuck you."
Not without a blood test. Now, I'm going to tell you a story on how you ended up here, you are going to listen, and then we will discuss terms for me letting you go.
"Oh shit."
Geez, you're a pottymouth. Now sit there while I polish my chainsaw and tell you the story.
At least once in your life, you will meet a god.
No, not the big God above that hides away in Heaven, possibly playing skeeball, but gods commonly referred to as pagan. This is why you are always polite to strangers, and why a pair of friends are in the predicament they're in, but we'll get to that in a bit.
What you really need to know, is that Coyote was bored, I was bored, and that Cydney Castellan and William Timmons could outswear a sailor, talk you out of your wallet, car keys and home, and could crocodile cry with the best of them.
So, we were a little mean.
Fine.
We were really mean, but really, the little brats could be more grateful. I mean, who wouldn't want to meet the Winchesters in real life? Or Doctor Who? Batman?
But to be more clear, the first universe they fell in was the Marvel Universe. And to skip all the time they spent pissing off Bruce Banner, General Ross, and AIM, SHIELD, and HYDRA, because that's a waste of breath to retell, we're starting at the point where they're comfortable in the 'verse and Loki was terrorizing Germany.
"The Avengers?"
Oh, you've seen the movie? And you want an introduction to the piranhas? No? Great! Now, you'll definitely be getting one if you interrupt me again, so where was I?
"Um,Loki was terrorizing Germany and you decided against murdering me?"
Oh, right!
Now, since both Cydney and William were there for reasons I won't name, they decided to get involved, and that is where the story really begins.