The Sephiroth Song
By Charles Xavier
(Parody of the Gummi Bears theme)
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Demonic but daring,
Courageous but uncaring,
Distrustful and unfriendly,
He gives kids nightmares.
All through the cities,
The people are pissing
Their pants all the time,
As their song fills the air:
Sephiroth!
Slicing here and there and everywhere.
His transformations are beyond compare.
His name is Sephiroth.
Jenova's big mystery,
Is part of his history.
He's summoned Meteor,
And now the Planet's doomed.
His anger is growing,
He takes pride in knowing;
He'll fight for what's right,
In whatever he'll do.
Sephiroth!
Chopping guts and organs everywhere.
His Samurai skills are beyond compare.
His name is Sephiroth.
His name is Sephiroth!
…
Fin