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7/20

I was really awesome today.

Roderich and I got into another fight. I threatened to claim his vital regions again, so he shut up. That smug aristocrat needs to learn that I'm more awesome than he is. I mean, what does he do? He plays the piano. Big whoop. Anyone can sit at that oversize table with buckteeth and play some kind of song. It's not like it takes any real skill. It's not like it's as complicated as what I do. Being awesome takes up my entire schedule.

Well, anyway, other than that...Me and West and his two buddies went to meet some people I don't care about. I think one of them was Alfred. I dunno, I didn't pay any attention. I was too busy tickling the back of Kiku's neck with a weed so he thinks a bug is behind him. Ha ha ha. That game lasted for half an hour until West caught me and confiscated my weed. Ha. That sounds funny. My weed.
Well. That's all I got for today.

-Gilbert the awesome-