If I were a-

by ZeroIsMoreThan100

One day, all of the nations wake to find a shocking surprise. The only ones unchanged are you and Gilbird, why? No one knows. All you do know is that you have to help get the countries through this dilemma. RATED M "What the hell am I supposed to do!" "Teach us how to handle this." "...Oh man, I hope you guys are ready for a world of pain." "What do you mean?" "Periods."

Author's Note:
"blah" = regular speech
'blah' = normal thoughts
"blah" = dunno yet
blah = dunno yet
/blah/ = written

I got this idea form watching an AMV for Hetalia with a hilarious version of the song 'If I were a girl' so yeah...This isn't just some crack-based thing form imagination only~ ^^ Most the top-comments kept saying - 'Wait till they get their period XD'

DISCLAIMER: I own pretty much nothing in this FanFiction, save for a few characters and some settings. The credits go to the respective owners.This story is purely fan-made, and will not be used for profit or illegal sharing. Fair Use: "Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use."

Begin!

"...WHAT THE HELL?!" Germany yelled, surprisingly high-pitched, waking up poor Italy from sleep.

"Ve? What is it Ger..man...y? Whoa! Questo è così incredibile~!" [1]

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"Hey Briiitaaaan~" America's own higher voice said above the sleeping blonde.

"Ugh, what is it you twit?"

"Take a loooook~"

"...What the devil?!"

/

"Ah! China-san! Please wake up!" Japan pleaded of the older nation.

"Yes aru? Oh, hello Japan. Wait, why does my voice sound-"

"...Shénme?!" China yelled. [2]

/

"Waaah! What will Mr. Russia think when he sees what's happened?" Latvia wailed, tears of fear and confusion dotting cheeks.

"Be quiet! Do you want to wake him up?!" Lithuania hissed, terrified of Russia's wrath.

"Aaah~" Russia yawned, footsteps now coming towards the trembling trio. "Chto proiskhodit? Vy vse vyglyadit tak stranno.." [3]

They all gulped.

/

"Ohnhonhonhon~ I look quite nice~" France mused, ignoring the panicking Prussian.

"What's wrong with you two?! How are you not freaked out?!"

"Aww, come on mi amigo~ It's not that bad~" Spain assured the albino.

"Shut up!"

/

You yawned, rolling out of bed and stretching.

"It's too bright out..." You grumbled, hair slight fuzzy from sleep.

"Now, what should I wear to the world meeting today?" You asked Gilbird, whom you had kidnapped.

He tweeted in reply.

Giggling you grinned, "Alright~ I'll wear something nice, I can't wait to see the others~"

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[1] "This is amazing~!"

[2] "What?!"

[3] "What's going on? You all look so weird.."

I KNOW that it translates to 'incredible' and not 'amazing' but amazing sounded better~ :P