Final Fantasy X- A Monster's View

By: yukito mewprout@yahoo.com

Disclaimer-I don't own FFX or any of the characters or monsters. So stop buggin' me. I also apologize if I spelled some of the monsters names wrong, but I'm too lazy to look them up.

Hello. My name is Larry. I'm a Niddhog. I hate my life. Or unlife, anyway. I was a normal human until I was killed by one of Sin's attacks. A large rock fell on my head and I bleed to death. It was a very undignified way to die.

The city I lived in was sort of out of the way, so no one got there before I turned into a fiend. I guess that maybe I'm a little bitter towards anything that's still living. I used to be such a pretty little girl, too. Why is my name Larry if I'm a girl? Please don't ask. It involves my parents getting drunk, some waffles, crossdressing, and a chipmunk.

Did I mention that you shouldn't ask?

Anyway, back to my semi-angsty inner monologue. …What's that sound?

Aw, crap. Battle music. Just what I need.

I see that I'm facing a group of travelers. It would appear that a machina and a Great Marlboro have joined my side. Where did they come from? Well, nevermind.

Three of the people step forward and take on fighting stances. A Ronso with a broken horn, a freaky-haired dude with a ball, and a scantily clad mage.

I never understand why they all don't attack at once. It would seem like a logical thing to do.

The red-haired dude tosses his ball at me. The jerk hit my eye, too. It's going to swell up really bad now. The machina jumps over to them and stabs the lady in the dress. She grunts, but amazingly she doesn't bleed. She counters using a fira spell on the Marlboro. It roars angrily.

I snicker and it shoots me a dirty look with its multiple eyes.

The Ronso runs forward and tries to slash at me with his spear, but I dodge the blow. Yay for me. The mage runs back toward the rest of her companions, and a spunky looking girl takes her place.

She uses a steal attack on the machina and it falls apart. They really don't make those like they used to.

The freaky-haired boy also runs back to his comrades. Upon arrival at a safe area, he pulls out a bag of popcorn and decides to chill. A young teenager with blonde hair and yellow clothes rushes forward.

"Hyah!" He slashes at the Great Marlboro. Isn't that the name of a cigarette? Well, whatever. G.M. doesn't take it to well and spews some kind of a corrosive digestive enzyme on the boy.

"It burns!" He retreats as well. Wussy. A man wearing a red coat and carrying a large blade is the new opponent.

I just realized that I haven't seen any action yet. I charge full speed at the little girl and I end up doing a critical hit. She drops to her knees. That was easy.

"Kimarhi!" one of the people sitting at the sidelines yells. The Ronso switches places. She casts a healing spell on the girl. The Great Marlboro suddenly swallows the summoner up, chews, and hacks her back up. She too is covered with the digestive liquids, but does not seem to be suffering any burning pain. That lazy jerk just didn't want to find. "It burns," my big scaly foot.

The man in the red coat runs forward to strike me. I use one of my long, broad horns to block the shot. Ow. That kinda hurt; any harder and he would have chopped my horns right off.

"Hmph." He is clearly a wee bit angry about his attack not connecting. I decide that the battle is moving along too slowly, and I suck in air to prepare for my fire breath attack.

As I'm torching them, one of the others sitting on the sidelines gets a bright idea. The blonde in the yellow vest sneaks up behind me and takes a swipe. That was a cheap shot.

"Hey, guys, it's so easy to have more than three of us attack at one time!" he shouts.

His friends look astonished at this new piece of information, and they all decide to join the battle.

Crap.

Why can't they play a different type of music? I'm getting tired of listening to this same tune.

Long story short, they brutally beat up Great Marlboro. I watched him disappear in a shower of pyreflies, which are very purdy. They slowly turned towards me. This can't be good for my personal health.

Shortly after that thought, I am also beaten to a bloody pulp. I feel my life draining away, and I fall over, my energy completely gone.

Oh, well. At least now I can go to the Farplane.

"Not exactly," a loud voice booms in my head. "You have broken Stupidity Law number 56. For that you must suffer….in HELL!"

Aw, man. My unlife sucks.

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Owari

A/N-I don't know what a stupidity law is. I made that up. Do you really want to know why Larry's name is Larry and he's a girl? Okay, it started with the chipmunk, who-

Larry:*glares* Don't try it.