Hey tis I yup, It's another of those dumb and unoriginal 'girl wakes up in the Naruto world' Fics, BUT mine is COMPLETELY about stupidity. First I'll go to their world, then them to mine, and so on, and for my favorite reviewers, I'll have you guys in here too. Oh, and it MAY (translationprobably; 99 sure it will) have romance during the later chapters.
It was a dark and boring night, in Las Vegas (yup Vegas Baby) and a girl was sitting watching 'hey Mr. DJ' by Madonna, and dancing on her bed, singing into her hairbrush. All of a sudden "Chocolate Ice Cream!"(Ha! I bet you thought I was gonna say she got sucked into some random vortex thingy) so she ran downstairs, got the chocolate chunk ice cream (yummy!) and started to eat, and sing fighting dreamers, at the top of her lungs, while eating ice cream, out the window….at two in the morning.
Let me explain, she'd eaten nothing but candy today, she had chocolate cake for breakfast, four pop tarts, a sprite and a Gatorade, and two candy bars for lunch, more cake, and whipped cream for dinner, and then roasted marshmallow's with her siblings on their fireplace, and then had going on her sixth cup of ice cream. Yup that's why, all good authors(esses) take a lot of sugar to get on a sugar high, and then you can't get them off the sugar high for two weeks (and we're not exaggerating here). After this particular girl is off her two week sugar high, she needs only a cup of ice cream to set her off on a 5min- 3 hour sugar high (depending on the kind of ice cream).
Anyway, after calming down she started to watch her (and, well, everyone's) favorite episode of Naruto, 101(all true Naruto fans out there are laughing now). Whilst she was watching this really shiny light came out of nowhere and yes, swallowed her up (HAH! See how imaginative I am?) Of course, her being on a sugar high, didn't care, and instead of screaming and cursing like all the other OC's in this position do, she began to sing the six flags theme song. "Do do do do do do do do do do do do dodo do do do do do dodo do do do do do dodo!" When she collided with the ground. "Hey, you stupid ground, some nerve you have hitting me when I was getting to the best part of the song!"
Then she noticed that she wasn't in her room anymore, looked around and began to cry. A crowd had formed when the girl hit the ground, and a blond boy had finally pushed his way to the front. There before him sat a girl, with dark brown hair, down to mid back and from what he could guess brown eyes too, tan skin and a gold-bronze tooth around her neck, crying. She was wearing a Black Gee, with a red belt. He walked up to her "Miss, what's wrong?" he asked her, smiling sympathetically.
"M-my" she stuttered "my chocolate ICE CREAM!" The blond boy fell over and after a little while got up.
"Umm, come on, I know a good place where we can get some food." He said, trying to get her to stop making a fuss.
People in the crowd were looking at the blond boy and the crying girl angrily and murmuring things like 'He probably made her cry' and 'that damn demon.' All of a sudden the girl got up and glared at some of the people who were muttering, and screamed "Stop accusing Naruto!" which stopped everyone and caused the crowd to scatter. Just like that the girl got up, looking like nothing happened, and began to walk away with the boy, "On second thought," she said "I'm more in the mood for ramen."
So what do you think? Good? Bad? Chocolate Ice Cream? Chocolate ice cream! Where?
Hehe, seriously, how'd you like it? I wanna know, and PLEASE tell me if my greatest fears have come true and I've created a Mary Sue. I really don't think I have. And Yes, I am aware that my character's name hasn't been mentioned yet, there's a reason for that, which you will find out in the next chapter or so. If I get reviews I'll be posting the next chapter up tomorrow afternoon!