DBZ VILLAINS: WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?
DISCLAIMER: No, I in no way whatsoever own DBZ. I did buy a Dragonball manga today though. I don't that counts.
A/N: Woho! Since just about everyone enjoyed the first edition of "Whose Line?" DBZ Style, I thought I'd put up another one, like I said I would. Only, this time, it's with the villains. *smirks evilly* Hehe… this is gonna be fun. Be warned: EXTREME OUT OF CHARACTER ALERT! Well, that's all. Enjoy for now. This one's gonna be even better!
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All the evil characters that have ever appeared in DBZ were sitting around a monitor that Dr. Gero had rigged up for them in Hell. (*NOT* HFIL- that means Home For Infinite Losers.) They were watching the Z gang's antics from their attempts at "Whose Line?"
"Hah! I could do *way* better than Kakarot!" Raditz sneered at his little brother.
"Any of us could," Captain Ginyu pointed out.
"Vegeta's doing a *lousy* hosting job too," Cell added.
"Did you see that video they showed of them? Was that not the weirdest thing you've ever seen?" Mai asked.
Cell rolled his eyes. "Yeah; not only does that baka Saiy-jin have one brat, but now he has *two*!"
"Yeah, I wonder if the other one will be able to kick your ass too." Freeza smirked.
"It's not like you did any better with Gokuu!" Cell yelled back.
"Now, now, Cell; that's no way to behave," Dr. Gero intervened. "Besides, I have a wonderful idea." He smiled wickedly.
"What is it?" Zarbon asked.
"We'll do our own 'Whose Line?' We've all seen that great show down here in Hell a thousand times. It's the only good thing on T.V. after all. All the other stations are local, and crap…" he trailed off. "Ahem. Anyways, I think we should film it, then send it to them; just to show that they can't beat us when it comes to improv. acting."
"Yeah! Even if we can't be master of the Universe…" Jeice began.
"We can be…" Shao continued.
"Masters of the theater world!" King Cold finished exuberantly.
"So it's settled then?" Dr. Gero asked.
"Yes!" all the villains chorused.
"All right; if we're gonna be filming this, we're gonna need a camera crew, as well as: actors, a host, a piano player, a lights man, and a few other techies like for sounds and stuff," Raditz counted off the jobs on his fingers.
"How do you so much about this, Raditz?" Recome asked.
"Well, back on the Saiy-jin home world, it's mandatory to have a basic background of the media/theater arts."
"Ah."
"Yes, well I suggest that we get started. Now… to begin with, we're gonna need a host…"
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Yes, I know it's really short. But, I wanted to hear ideas from you guys as to who should do what. So tell me your ideas in your reviews, or by e- mailing me. Thanks for the support!
DISCLAIMER: No, I in no way whatsoever own DBZ. I did buy a Dragonball manga today though. I don't that counts.
A/N: Woho! Since just about everyone enjoyed the first edition of "Whose Line?" DBZ Style, I thought I'd put up another one, like I said I would. Only, this time, it's with the villains. *smirks evilly* Hehe… this is gonna be fun. Be warned: EXTREME OUT OF CHARACTER ALERT! Well, that's all. Enjoy for now. This one's gonna be even better!
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All the evil characters that have ever appeared in DBZ were sitting around a monitor that Dr. Gero had rigged up for them in Hell. (*NOT* HFIL- that means Home For Infinite Losers.) They were watching the Z gang's antics from their attempts at "Whose Line?"
"Hah! I could do *way* better than Kakarot!" Raditz sneered at his little brother.
"Any of us could," Captain Ginyu pointed out.
"Vegeta's doing a *lousy* hosting job too," Cell added.
"Did you see that video they showed of them? Was that not the weirdest thing you've ever seen?" Mai asked.
Cell rolled his eyes. "Yeah; not only does that baka Saiy-jin have one brat, but now he has *two*!"
"Yeah, I wonder if the other one will be able to kick your ass too." Freeza smirked.
"It's not like you did any better with Gokuu!" Cell yelled back.
"Now, now, Cell; that's no way to behave," Dr. Gero intervened. "Besides, I have a wonderful idea." He smiled wickedly.
"What is it?" Zarbon asked.
"We'll do our own 'Whose Line?' We've all seen that great show down here in Hell a thousand times. It's the only good thing on T.V. after all. All the other stations are local, and crap…" he trailed off. "Ahem. Anyways, I think we should film it, then send it to them; just to show that they can't beat us when it comes to improv. acting."
"Yeah! Even if we can't be master of the Universe…" Jeice began.
"We can be…" Shao continued.
"Masters of the theater world!" King Cold finished exuberantly.
"So it's settled then?" Dr. Gero asked.
"Yes!" all the villains chorused.
"All right; if we're gonna be filming this, we're gonna need a camera crew, as well as: actors, a host, a piano player, a lights man, and a few other techies like for sounds and stuff," Raditz counted off the jobs on his fingers.
"How do you so much about this, Raditz?" Recome asked.
"Well, back on the Saiy-jin home world, it's mandatory to have a basic background of the media/theater arts."
"Ah."
"Yes, well I suggest that we get started. Now… to begin with, we're gonna need a host…"
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Yes, I know it's really short. But, I wanted to hear ideas from you guys as to who should do what. So tell me your ideas in your reviews, or by e- mailing me. Thanks for the support!