Whispers in the Wind

by Cr0ck

A combined effort between myself and a friend. Harry finds comfort and hope after Vernon makes an unexpected visit to his room one fateful night. summer of sixth year

Whispers In the Wind

Harry gasped for air after a rough night of sex with a pillow when all of a sudden there was a shaking knock at the door.

"Boy, where are my Action Mitts!" Harry heard his uncle Vernon shout.

Harry quickly hid the pillow away and wiped his hands on his invisibility cloak (which took him 45 minutes to find) when suddenly Vernon got through the door with a chain saw.

"What the fuck did you do with my Action Mitts hoe!" Vernon bellowed.

"Nothing, I swear" Harry cowered in fear.

"Damn you!" Vernon yelled, then started to beat Harry roughly with the Action Mitts and then stopped to put on his brass knuckles. "Don't fuck with me mofo!" Vernon yelled, then left the room leaving Harry wanting for some hot pun tang.

Just then Hermione walked in with a giant rubber penis attached to her head and half of the characters from the sixth book behind her. "I am gonna teach you how to have some hot wizard sex!" said Hermione. Then they had a massive orgy and buffet. After all that sex Harry decided to make love to his pillow "this was a good day" Harry thought.