Note: I love the X-Men. I just decided to write this story because I thought it would be funny. Don't get offended by this or anything. It is just a joke! And, I know the X-Men are kind of out of character in this, so you don't have to tell me that in the review...if you post one. Also, all characters in this story belong to Marvel Comics.
X-Men Sopera
Chapter 1
"Oh chere, what would I do without you? Give me a kiss."
"Gambit? No! You know ah can't control my energy absorbing powers!" Rogue yelled.
"But with you in that sexy dress...Gambit can't help himself," Gambit said removing his trench coat. Rogue took a step back. Her hair was set down nice and wavy, and she was wearing a red sparkly top and a black skirt that ended right below her knees.
"Gambit!" Rogue yelled. "Gambit! Stop!" Gambit made his move on Rogue. Rogue dodged Gambit and flew off of the X-Mansion balcony. Gambit waited for 5 minutes on the balcony thinking. Then, he heard Rogue's voice coming up behind him. He turned around and saw Rogue. He lunged at Rogue and grasped her tighting in his arms.
"Yo! Gambit? What are you doing? It's me-" Rogue changed into Morph. "It's me Morph! It was a joke!" But it was too late, Gambit had his eyes shut and he kissed Morph thinking he was Rogue. Morph fell down the ground.
"There chere, that wasn't so bad-" Gambit opened his eyes. "Morph? I kissed...you!?!"
"Get away from me you sicko!" Morphed yelled. He ran through the hall. Gambit was alone on the balcony again.
Chapter 2
"Rogue? Is that you?" Colossus asked as he walked up to the bench in the X-Mansion backyard.
"Yes Piotr, it is me," Rogue said. "Gambit tried to kiss me! Do you believe that?"
"What do you mean? Like this?" Colossus turned into his metal form. He lunged at Rogue and kissed her on the lips. Rogue pushed Colossus back.
"Piotr?!?! What was that?"
"Well, nothing happened. As long as I'm in the metal form, care for another try?"
"NO!"
"Rogue, I'm doing this for your own good. A human being cannot live without being touched by another. Now you can understand what it is like to be loved!" Colossus said lying to Rogue.
"Piotr, you mean, you aren't kissing me because of me? You're kissing me for my own good?" Rogue asked. "So I finally realize what it is like to touch another human being-"
"YES!" Colossus lunged onto Rogue again. Rogue fell onto the grass with Colossus on top of her.
Chapter 3
"Yes Meggan, I know it is hard for you to control you metamorphing powers," Professor X said. "But I'm here to help you." Professor X and Meggan walked into the Professor's bedroom. Meggan sat on the bed and Professor X did his best to climb on the bed.
"I guess Professor," Meggan said. Professor X touched Meggan's shoulder and he started to unbutton her blouse.
"Professor? What are you doing?" Meggan jumped back.
"Trust me Meggan, you'll like this a lot! You'll be happier, and if your happier, your appearence will be nicer," Professor X said.
"I know the way my powers work! But, I'm engaged to Captain Britain...Brian Braddock!" Meggan said. Professor X convinced Meggan with his telepathy that she wanted him. Meggan sat on the bed. Professor X put the sheets over them. But, Psylocke walked in.
"Professor? Are you in here? I've been meaning to talk to you," Psylocke said. "Why is it so dark in here?" Psylocke turned on the light. She saw movement going around under the sheets. She pulled the sheets off.
"Meggan? You're cheating on my brother!" Psylocke said. "And what makes it worse is, your cheating on him with the Professor?"
"Betsy, it isn't like what is seems!" Professor said.
"Psylocke? Please don't tell Brian! It is just that Xavier has a bigger-"
"I don't want to hear it!" Psylocke yelled. Jean Grey came walking by.
"What is all this yelling about?" Jean asked. Psylocke pointed to the Professor and Meggan. Jean was shocked, "Professor? What? I can't believe you! Even you Meggan! You will soon be married to Brian, and now you're cheating on him? Cyclops and I never did anything like that!" Behind Jean Cyclops and Storm were walking by holding hands. They passed the Professor's room heading towards the balcony.
"I am ashamed!" Jean ran out and saw Storm removing her hand from Cyclops' hand, and placing it on his butt. Jean couldn't believe it.
"Scott Summers! What are you doing?!?!" Jean yelled. Cyclops turned around.
"Jean?"
"Jean!?"
"First the Professor and Meggan, and now you and Storm?" Jean yelled. Rogue and Colossus walked past Jean giggling.
"And now Colossus and Rogue? What is going on here?" Jean yelled. Gambit ran through the hallway leaving the balcony.
"Rogue, what are you doing with Colossus? I thought you loved Gambit!" Gambit shouted.
"I can't believe this!" Jean screamed. "What is going on here?"
Chapter 4
"Lets go to the Danger Room, Rogue!" Colossus said.
"What, why?"
"You know, danger," Colossus said. Rogue looked down at her feet and noticed something growing from Colossus.
"Piotr? You aren't trying to help me!" Rogue yelled. "How could I be so stupid? I'm going back to Gambit!"
"I don't want you chere, you're cheating on me," Gambit walked by Rogue. He left the opening doors to the Danger Room.
"I can't believe what I am doing, I'm so ashamed!" Colossus walked away. Rogue sighed.
"Gambit, don't leave!" Rogue yelled. Then she started to sing, "Gambit! Ah, eeeAh, will always, love you! Ooo ah! EeAh! Will always, love you!" Without any notice, Gambit appeared out of nowhere and he jumped on Rogue. Rogue shoved him off.
"Ah love you Gambit, so ah don't want to absorb your strength!" Rogue said.
"Of course chere!"
Chapter 5
3 weeks later!
"Professor! Professor? I'm pregnant!" Meggan yelled running into the Cerebro Room where Jubilee and Emma Frost were.
"You and Brian are going to have a little one?" Jubilee asked. "How cool!"
"No, me and the Professor..."
"Oh my God, we should buy baby clothes and-wait, did you say you and the Professor?" Jubilee asked. Meggan nodded.
"Wow! I guess than I can admit that I did it with Banshee!" Jubilee said.
"What, Banshee?" Emma Frost walked behind Jubilee. "But, I thought he loved me?"
"No offense Frosty, but who would love you!" Jubilee giggled.
"I would. I must admit my feelings for you Emma," M walked into the room. "I...I love you! Being at this mansion made me realize my feelings for you."
"No!" Emma Frost ran out of the X-Mansion. M sat down crying, while Jubilee looked for Banshee. And while Meggan stared at the big size of her stomach.
Chapter 6
"Jean is ashamed of me," Cyclops said.
"Don't worry Cyclops, she'll come around. I am much prettier than her, she'll understand why you got turned on when you saw me skinny dipping in the pool," Storm said rubbing Cyclops's back.
"I guess."
"Cheer up," Storm said.
"No!" Jean yelled walking into the lounge. She used her telekinesis to push Storm away.
"Cyclops, you got some explaining to do!"
"Leave him Jean. He's no good for you!" Wolverine said walked up to Jean. "I'll never cheat on you."
"But, you're going out with Shadowcat? This whole place is going crazy!" Jean screamed. Then, a to be continued sign comes up on your screen.
TO BE CONTINUED
Behind the Scenes footage
"Great work people, X-Men Sopera is the best thing we ever thought of!" the Producer of the new TV show said. "We will film next week's episode tomorrow. See you all again!"
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