Continuing my one-shot streak with this one.
Disclaimer: I don't own Avatar. James Cameron does.
Snowballs and Bugs
"Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes!" Wainfleet murmured excitedly.
"Wait! I have to savor this moment, the brilliance, the brilliance of it all! It's pure genius!" He cried, sniffling.
Wainfleet poked his head into the hanger. "Good, Trudy's working on the samson! This is perfect! She'll never expect a snowball in June!"
He carefully took aim and… "Hey Trudy! Think fast!"
Trudy turned her head. SPLAT! The snowball hit the samson behind her.
"I missed! I can't believe I missed! Of all my failing luck, it had to be today!" Wainfleet screamed.
Trudy looked at her friend in dismay. She carefully bent down and started to shape the snow.
"I can't believe it! I saved that snowball for 3 whole months! I…" Wainfleet stopped.
He looked over to where Trudy was standing, and what he saw scared him. A snowball in her hand, and a wicked smile playing on her lips.
"I-I-I-I-I-I, uh, wait, Trudy, what are you doing! Put it down! Put it down! No! Wait! Don't!" Wainfleet shrieked as the snowball hit him square in the face.
"This is just plain unfair." He muttered as Trudy walked away with a triumphant smirk on her face.
But then Wainfleet had another idea.
Trudy was in the mess hall, eating lunch. She stopped when Wainfleet walked up to her with a fly swatter in his hand.
"Hold still! There's a monster bug on your head!" Wainfleet screamed.
SMACK! He hit Trudy's head so hard it sounded like a sonic boom.
"Can you believe it? I missed!" Wainfleet said as he watched the "bug" fly away.
Trudy looked angrily up at Wainfleet, and in one swift motion, she snatched the flyswatter out of Wainfleet's hands.
"Uh-oh." Wainfleet said.
Wainfleet grabbed an exo-pack and ran outside. He started climbing up a giant tree. Trudy came running out of Hell's Gate and looked up at the tree.
"I SEE YOU UP THEIR WAINJERK! AND I'M COMING FOR YOU!" Trudy roared.
She ran up to the tree and started to climb it. Wainfleet stared down in horror and started to climb higher.
He paused briefly. "Well excuse me for wanting to help a friend!"
Wainfleet started climbing ever higher. "If you wanted to scratch that welt all day then fine! Be my guest!"
"No, wait! There's a hell wasp on you!" Trudy cried.
Trudy pulled her arm back and BAM! She smacked Wainfleet in the back of the head.
"Ow! Damn you Trudy Chacon!" Wainfleet screamed as he fell from the tree and landed flat on his face.
"Oops, I missed." Trudy said mockingly.
And with that being said, she climbed down the tree.
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