Kim: ok this drabble thing is pointless but funny.

Ed: She does not own FMA

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Edward Elric walked down the hallway of East head Quarters, he was on his way to Colonel Mustangs office. He had to turn in a report from his latest mission.

When he reached Mustang's office he opened the door and looked in. He walked in noticing that no one was there.

"Where the hell is everyone" Ed said aloud to himself, he then walked over to the couch and sat down.

MEAN WHILE

Roy walked down the hallway and locked the door to his office and smirked to himself. He just locked Full Metal in his office.

The colonel walked over to Hughes, "Well I locked Full Metal in my office, and I know he is claustrophobic so this will be ultimate pay back for when he dyed my hair blue last week."

"Yeah and plus we are recording him with the cameras in your office so if he does do something stupid, the whole military will see." Maes said and laughed.

BACK WITH ED

Ed twiddled his fingers together and stood up, he strode over to the door and attempted to open it. "Damn! Why wont the door open and why is the damn lock on the other side of the door." He thought to himself.

"I could use Alchemy to get out but then I would get in trouble." Ed muttered to himself. He bit his lip, "I should do something to take my mind off of being trapped in here in this small…enclosed space."

5 minutes later

"I'm bored, I'll talk to this wall." Ed said.

"Hey, wall how's it going."

The wall did nothing.

"Are you ignoring me!"

The wall still did nothing.

Ed kicked the wall.

The wall did nothing.

Ed continued kicking the wall.

"This is boring." Full Metal said and kicked the wall one last time.

"Will you stop kicking me! Honestly, all I ever do is sit here and people nail things to me, and once someone dented me! Now leave me ALONE!" The wall yelled at Ed.

Ed stared wide-eyed and blinked.

The wall said nothing.

Ed blinked again

"WELL? Is that all you have to say?" The wall asked Ed.

Ed just blinked again, "You can talk." He stated slowly.

"Thank you captain obvious" The wall said and rolled its eyes.

"YOU'VE GOT EYES!" Ed yelled.

The wall blinked.

"Walls can talk and see. Never again will I feel safe to dress in my room." Ed said stunned and ran to the door and banged on it, "LET ME OUT LET ME OUT! I WANT TO BE FREE!"

WITH THE COLONEL

Roy snickered, "What the hell is Ed doing, yelling at a wall. I already got my revenge so I guess I will free him."

BACK WITH ED

"I WANT OUT!" Edward yelled and continued to hit the door attempting to free himself.

Just then Roy opened the door and Ed ran to him, "OH MY GOSH ROY IT WAS SOOO HORRIBLE, THE WALLS THEY TALK!" Ed yelled and then ran out of the room.

"Sure they do Full Metal, sure they do." Roy said and sighed and looked around.

"Hey what are you looking at?" The Wall spat.

Roy stared and the wall and then ran, "AHHHHHHHH WALLS TALK!'

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Kim: ok yeah like I said it was stupid and pointless but it was for my own amusement so flame it if you want, I don't care. But other drabblish things will be better.