"Please Hermione, one more time I've almost got it!" "Okay Ron. But this is your last chance! I'm getting tired of sending people and who knows what else back to where ever they came from." "Fine just let me try one more bloody time!" "Then go on and do your spell!" "Okay…. "Lengardium Leviousa!" 'POOF' "Honestly Ron how do you keep teleporting people here by using a levitation spell?" "Oh Shut it Harry!" "Okay oka- Wait! Cedrik? You're alive?... and you're sparkly? Wow Voldemort really messed you up huh?" "Edward, who's Cedrik?" "I don't know Bella." "Cedrik I saw him kill you! You can't be alive! It's impossible!" "Hey Ced, who's the girl?" "Stay away from Bella or else I-" "Or else you'll what Edward? You'll 'sparkle' him to death? Better let me take care of them." "Jake no!" "Bloody hell! He's a werewolf!" "He can't possibly be a werewolf Ron, he looks nothing like Professor Lupin. And besides he's the size of a horse if not bigger." "Growl" "Jacob here would really appreciate it if you three would please stop debating over him." "Yeah he's a werewolf, now can you please tell us where we are?" "Bella I really don't think they are-" "Your at Hogwarts, Ron 'the genius' here was trying to levitate a feather and ended up transporting you three here instead" 'Serious walks in' "Bloody hell! What is that?" "He says he's a werewolf." "But he looks nothing like Lupin!" "I know plus I believe he's larger than a horse." "Growl…" "Right sorry Jacob. He doesn't like to be talked about." "Oh ok well what happens when he turns back?" "Bloody freaking hell!" "RON!" "Sorry Mione." "Uhh some assistance please!" "Here Jacob I have an extra set of clothes." 'Slides on pants ect. Before shirt.' "Well he sure is hot…" "Hermione!" "Sorry Ron…" "sooo anyway thanks for the clothes Harry." "No problem." "Hey how are we supposed to get home?" "I'll send you back." "Ahh Snape!" "Does anyone else think that guy sounds like the caterpillar from the Alice in Wonderland movie?" (look it up I bet ya five bucks it's the same actor! :D) "Nah I don't see it Bells." "Hmm okay maybe it's just me." "Anyway it's time to send you all back to where you came fro-" "Wait! I know where I've seen him before!" "Where Jake?" That YouTube video Alice showed me!" "oh no not that…" "Oh yeah The Mysterious Ticking Noise!" Bella and Jacob: "Snape Snape Severus Snape! Dumbledore!" 'ZAP' "Hey there gone." "Yes Mr. Weasley" "Aww why did you do that? They were about to get to my part…." "ENOUGH! I'm going back to my potion closet now." 'Snape walks out' "should I try to zap them back?" Harry and Hermione: "Duh!" meanwhile…. "Woah that was so awesome!" "Edward why were they calling you Cedrik?" "I honestly don't know…" "Oh well Jake shall we continue?" Bella and Jacob: Snape Snape Severus Snape!..." This is going to be a long day."
Wow that was pure crack! Lol thanks for the reviews if ya leave 'em and if ya don't thanks for reading anyway! I love readers they help me get motivated! So do writers and the site needs more!
I dedicate this story to a friend on facebook for posting "I wonder what would happen if one were to put Jacob Black and Edward Cullen from the twilight saga in the same room as Hermione Granger and Harry Potter…" thus the story was born! (BTW: Jacob Black & Serious Black… Both turn into dogs or wolves…. Coincidence? … I THINK NOT!)
Sorry followers for not updating my other stories I'm currently writing four on paper and I'm flying out of state Sunday. So please excuse my absence.
Thanks-Kat