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Little Red Miniskirt
Ok, folks now listen. This is very ancient story, which has come down upon us through many storytellers, so some of it may have changed over time. But nevertheless I tell you the truth.
Once up on a time there was a woman, whose name was Little Red Miniskirt. She had beautiful brown eyes, dark brown skin and black hair. She lived on a big ship travelling among the stars. She was loved by everybody who knew her, especially by her Captain. And because her Captain loved her so much he had given her a tight red dress with a red miniskirt. And because the woman loved her Captain as much as he loved her, she wore the red miniskirt every day. That's why she was called little red miniskirt.
One day the Captain called her to him. "Uhura", he said (for that was her real name although hardly anybody remembered), "I want you to go to the bridge, to sent a message to our beloved Starfleet, to see if she is well and if she wants us to do some milk-runs for her. But please be careful and hurry so that you do not get lost in the hallways and maybe fall in love with an alien on the way. It's dangerous."
These were the words of her Captain. "Aye, sir" said Little Red Miniskirt. "I will do everything as you say, Captain."
Little Red Miniskirt took the notepad from her Captain and went on her journey. In the turbo lift she met an alien. She tried to get away, but she couldn't. The walls of the turbo lift were all around her. The Alien was big and hairy, with huge canine teeth and a long tail like a wolf. Little Red miniskirt was scared. Then the alien spoke.
"I have been waiting for you, Little Red Miniskirt." "Leave me alone you big ugly alien, I know you are dangerous, I won't fall for you."
"You don't have to be afraid. Look, I am a bewitched prince from a far away place, and only you can break the Spell. I have been waiting years for you. And if you help me, you don't have to be afraid anymore of falling in love." Little Red Miniskirt was skeptical. "What do I have to do?"
"You just have to pull my tail."
"This one?" "Yes." Little Red Miniskirt pulled the aliens tail. Boom! Smoke filled the air, and as it cleared she stood in front of the most attractive man she had ever seen. He had black hair like silk, deep brown eyes, a lean muscular body and Little Red Miniskirt immediately fell in love with him. His eyebrows were swept upward and his ears were pointed, but this added only to his attractivity. "Oh, I love you", she sighted. "I am glad you do. I love you too." said the stranger from afar. "If you now please let go of my tail..."
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