How The SOS Birgade Died

by oORawrImaDinosaurOo

the sos brigade is being wierd today.with gender changing turning into fruit and ninja battles, and eating other, this is probably the FUNNIEST haruhi story EVA. Oneshot. By: Haruhine not Ate-Your-Toe-Shoes

Haruhi Suzumiya was being obnoxious again.

She pushed Mikuru down the stairs, because she was mad at yuki for quiting the sos brigade.

Yuki became a man and saved Mikuru. Kyon was jealous. He turned into a man. Then he magically ate mikuru's hair off, leaving her bald.

Then after the hair eating session, koizumi turned into a pineapple, and Haruhi accidentally ate him.

Then Yuki did not accidentally eat Haruhi, because he purposely ate Haruhi.

Then mikuru died in a fire shortly after. Then yuki andk yon were the only ones left who were not dead. So they thought we should become bf and gf and also they thought we are great couple so…..

Then yuki told her feelings bye saying the words…

"lets have a ninja showdown"

Then she easily killed kyon.

But then he ate her and she died, even though he was dead. Then they were both dead.

And that is how the SOS brigade died.

The end.

By~ Haruhine