Yay! Finally, my own fanfic. ^w^ I love this pairing and I feel that my perverted and rather unorthodox veiwing on it is something that should be shared with the world~~~! XD Though, I must give the main credit to SoraHatesKairi, For she was the mastermind behind the original concept of this particular story. (Thanks again by the way)

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, although I do own the majority of the plotline in this fanfic, so don't steal it! …It's a rude thing to do.

Warning: Yaoi, Lemons, Language

Enjoy

A New Kind Of Help

Tesla skipped through the halls of Hueco Mundo, humming a Broadway tune under his breath.

It was rare for Nnoitra, the fifth espada, to call on his single fraccion for help and every time he did, it was different, but no matter what, Tesla was always thrilled to help him with whatever it was. He was just happy to be near Nnoitra. Although he knew he had time to spare, he felt himself speeding up slightly, hoping that no one would stop him… because if there was anything he learned from living the same building as Szayel, it was that you never knew what might come up and make you late.

Tesla opened the door to the room he was told to go, shocked to find that it was Nnoitra's private quarters. He blushed- It was his bedroom- He was in Nnoitra's bedroom. He looked around, examining every inch of it: The plain walls, the messy floor, and all the trinkets and baubles scattered around the floor.

Sitting on a king size bed in the center of the room was the tall, ginning, man that Tesla had come to adore.

"N-Nnoitra-Sama, a- am I late?"

Nnoitra ginned wider, if that was even possible. "No, as a matter of fact, you're early."

" Uh… Oh. I- um- I could come back later if you'd like… at the right time." Tesla stuttered.

"Why would you need to do that? In fact, I'm glad you came early."

"Oh, yes sir." He smiled nervously. "What was it you needed my help with sir?"

" It's something simple really." He licked his lips. "I seem to have I problem that I would like your assistance with."

The way that Nnoitra was looking at him was slightly unnerving, but for some reason Tesla felt rather secure. Nnoitra had never intimidated him like he had the others.

"Yes Nnoira-Sama." He smiled again, without the apprehention. He loved pleasing his superior. It made him feel like he was doing something good, no matter how bad what he was doing really was. "I'll do anything you ask."

"Good." Nnoitra's grin quickly became quite a but more sinister. "Then take off your clothes"