Disclaimer: I don't own KHR nor Ranma 1/2.

A/N: I've been thinking about this ever since I've watched the live action movie of Ranma 1/2. It's only a drabble, though.

"Voi! Finally! I'm here!"

Squalo shouted as soon as he set foot on the place. He looks around and saw that there's a lot of hot springs in the place, along with bamboo poles erected everywhere as well.

'This place is perfect! And the best part is that I'm free from those assholes!'

Squalo smirked in self-appreciation, feeling proud that he managed to get a vacation all to himself. And he's not getting thrown in the head a bottle of rum (or anything that reaches his bastard boss' reach actually, or just shoots him in the head); he doesn't get to yell at the others for their stupidity (thereby getting Xanxus an excuse to maim him). Ah… He'll enjoy every second of his vacation, because of that, it made him feel as if he's in heaven already. What he doesn't know is that it'll turn in to hell for him soon.

Because he was too busy daydreaming on the pros of his vacation, he didn't notice that the local guide walked towards him and was trying to get his attention. The guide, feeling tired from calling out to Squalo, tapped the younger man on the shoulder, successfully getting Squalo's attention.

"Voi! Who the hell are you!?"

The guide, already used to this reaction (since most of the recent visitors in the place tends to shout violently, or something along those lines), just smiled his usual smile and welcomed the younger man like he had done to the others before.

"Ni hao ma! Welcome to Zhòuquánxiāng! Are you here to train? If so, be warned not fall from springs. Springs cursed not good, but good luck training though."

Squalo twitched because for some odd reason, the Chinese guy ticks him off. So, in his usual fashion, he waves his sword at him threateningly. The guide, as usual, is already used to these kinds of reactions, so he was unfazed by it. He just let the younger man stalk off somewhere.

"Cursed? Ha! As if I'd believe that!"

And so, Squalo started to train. While training, he saw that there are other people in there as well. Unfortunately, one of them, a certain redhead girl that's chasing a panda (?), knocked off the bamboo pole he was currently on. So, as to be expected, he dropped at the nearby spring. By chance, the guide noticed him and quickly ran towards the spring he was at. Squalo managed to emerge from the spring and noticed that he had gotten shorter.

He tried to shout, but the voice that had gotten out of his mouth is a pitch higher than his own. He hitches his breath and then he suddenly felt something a bit heavy in his chest. He slowly looks down and with a trembling hand, he slowly touches his chest and lo and behold! There's something soft and squishy in them. He doesn't have to guess on what it was, since he had his fair share (Ehem!) experience with them, if you know what it means. His eyes widens in shock and horror.

"Voi! What the hell!?"

"You fall in Nyannīchuan. It means 'Spring of Drowned Girl'. Very tragic story, a girl fell spring from two hundred fifty years ago. Because of that, anyone fall spring turns to girl."

"What!?"

"Don't worry, there's cure. Have hot water pour in your head to turn back, but if you were splashed cold water you turn into a girl again."

"Voi! Get me some hot water then!"

A/N: About the years in the 'spring of drowned girl', I'm not sure if that is even correct since it's been years since I've watched Ranma 1/2, and that was when I was in elementary too. Can someone tell me the correct years?