Lili ~

Lili quickly slipped a cookie under the tablecloth. Vash was the only nation to notice (thank god). They were at Arthur's house and Lili had made the mistake of trying one of his rock hard cookies. I shall never make that mistake again, Lili thought. Raivis started to look bored. So he voiced it as Arthur came in to the room with a fresh batch of burnt cookies and a pot of steaming tea, 'I'm bored!' Everyone looked at Latvia, 'Let's play a game of chess!' everyone hastily agreed, trying to look as casual as possible.

'But I just brought in a fresh batch of cookies and tea.' Arthur moaned.

'That's okay, we're not hungry.' Was the general reply, while trying not to be sick.

'Where are the chess boards, England?' asked Bella. Arthur went dejectedly into the sitting room and came back with three chessboards.

Lili went to watch Bella and Allistor play. Belgium soon was winning and the game finished quite quickly.

Then Bella said 'Liechtenstein, do you want to play chess with me?'

'Uh, ok' Lili mumbled and they started to play.

Bella ~

'If I move this pawn to B4 I would smash right through her defences,' Bella said, just as Bella finished the little pawn seemed to move its head slightly and grudgingly shuffled to B4, Lili & Bella sat their stunned, before they could react an owl smacked into the window and Alfred ran over and opened the window (playing "The hero" to the owl) , suddenly as the window opened a whole flock of them flew in, and one landed on Bella's head, the letter tied to its leg dangling in her face, Belgium untied it and read it in her head.

It read-

Headmaster Albus Dumbledore

{Order of Merlin, first class, grand sorcerer, chief warlock, supreme mugwump, international confederation of wizards}

Dear Belgium,

We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Term begins on September 1st we will await your owl by no longer than July 31st. Yours sincerely

Minerva McGonagall,

Deputy Headmistress.

Arthur ~

I've been having a bad day; first Latvia disrespects my cooking ability. Well they all do, bloody Wankers! When the owls swarmed in the window the day started going uphill… a bit. I stared at the letter in surprise and shock, I was way over 11 yet I was accepted into Hogwarts, Arthur thought.

So, that is the first chapter. It's pretty sane compared to the others. I'm writing this with a friend and we've actually already written about five chapters, but, because we're mean, we are going to release only one chapter a week (when we remember). The story includes...(teaser trailer)... prank wars, bunny kidnappings, pairings included, possible character death and battles with the Dark Lord. (The question is, with him or against him? I love torturing you people with rhetorical questions).