This is just pure fun! :D By the way, this is mainly just a prologue or whatever...just to see if anyone will read this story. The next chapters will be longer, that is if I get enough reviews to make me want to write more. I'm also positive that they will be much funnier, because as I said...this is just a prologue. :) Thanks to those who read this!

Sesshomaru awoke from his long-awaited slumber, with a strange, yet satisfied smile on his face. He hardly ever slept; for he did not need it (he was far from the insolent creatures that called themselves human, that needed sleep at least eight hours a night). He was far from such lowly creatures, and despised their needs and wants greatly. He only wanted few things, and needed fewer; he wished for his brother's Tetsuiga, his mother to visit more often, a smart and intelligent father that had no died over a mere mortal, Jaken to be less annoying, and for Rin's safety. Rin was the only human Sesshomaru cared for, and that would remain so. No other mortal deserved to be graced by his mere presence, and he did not wish to give it anyway.

Sesshomaru lay on the soft, grass-covered ground, with his head lying on something warm and comfortable. One would only assume it was his 'fluff'; the thing he always slept on (the few times he DID sleep anyway). However, when he turned his head to lie on the fuzzy, white fluffiness, he met an orange kimono. He looked up groggily, and saw a smiling Rin staring at him. With a frown, he decided to find out why he was lying on her ten-year old lap.

"Rin, why have you transferred my head to your lap, without my knowledge of it?" he asked coolly.

"What do you mean, Lord Sesshomaru?" Rin asked confused. "You have been on my lap all night!"

Sesshomaru sat up slowly, staring at the girl in confusion, "I laid my head down on top of my mokomoko last night, and there I slept until you moved it to whereabouts I have no knowledge of."

Rin pouted slightly, narrowing her eyes, while thinking hard, "Wait…isn't the fluffy thing your tail?"

Sesshomaru's eyes narrowed, "Only when I wish for it to be."

(A/N: Some say it's his tail, while others say it is merely a fluffy object. The thing is, in the books…it's a tail (it gets wounded, and bleeds for crying out loud!). However, in the show it is merely part of his armor and outfit or whatever…so yeah. Hints the humor ;D).

Rin's eyes widened in amazement, and she stared at her master/father/love/demon-dude/really hot guy (not that she was old enough to think that)/lord in wonder. Her eyes lit up in happiness, and she clasped her hands together with a sigh. My Lord is so amazing, he can even make his tail a mere outfit! Rin giggled, and stood up to wear she was slightly taller than her lord. Then she handed him an object, which she had been fooling with the entire morning that he had been in a deep, rare, and peaceful slumber.

Rin handed the flower to her lord, and smiled, "Here Lord Sesshomaru, flowers make me feel better!"

"I had never informed you that I was upset, Rin," Sesshomaru said coolly, though taking the flower anyhow.

Something about the girl made Sesshomaru want to please her as much as possible, even if that meant he had to hold a flower until it wilted (which would then be replaced by another).

"Now, Rin," Sesshomaru spoke. "How did I end up in your lap?"

Rin frowned, "Well, when I woke up this morning, you were lying on my lap. So I naturally assumed you fell to sleep there…seeing as I fell to sleep first."

Sesshomaru nodded, "And you are sure you had not sensed anyone's presence during the night? Did you see anyone come towards us?"

Rin shook her head, "No my Lord...The last thing I before I woke up this morning as the back of my eyelids."

Sesshomaru stood up, feeling slightly empty without his fluff. He always had something to lay his head on when he was tired, and now all he had were spikes from his armor, and a bare shoulder. He missed his fluff.

"Jaken," Sesshomaru spoke neutrally.

Jaken's head popped up, "Yes Milord!"

"Find my Mokomoko," Sesshomaru said simply, looking down upon the imp.

"Yes milord!" Jaken exclaimed, running off to search for the fluff.

Sesshomaru was suddenly in a terribly mood, due to loss of fluff. Nobody would want to be in his presence during times like that (save for Rin), so of course nobody was. Jaken had left to find his fluff, while Rin sang about flowers, Sesshomaru, and fluffy things. Sesshomaru, however, walked without speaking (as usual, though with an angry aura around him). He bared his fangs slightly, thinking about how badly he would punish someone for stealing his fluff. Who would even DARE to do such a thing? He decided it was a human, due to insolence.

All he knew, was that whoever took his mokomoko, would be in some serious trouble. He also knew that if Jaken returned with absolutely no knowledge of who took it, he would become slightly angrier than he already was. On a scale of one to ten, he was about five percent angry. However, if Jaken returned with no knowledge, the meter would got up to about six...right next to seven. Everyone knows that Sesshomaru was hard to crack, though even if he was slightly angry...he could be a handful.

Sesshomaru also knew that he was never going to sleep in the wilderness again...

OOOOOH….O.O HUMOROUS, YET AWKWARD SUSPENCE!