Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. I know, it sucks. If I owned Naruto, it would be awesome! XD

Craziness in the Hidden Leaf Village

Chapter 1: The Purple Flying Monkeys Attack!

"The Purple Flying Monkeys have attacked the village! Run!" Naruto exclaimed as he ran into the kitchen of Sakura's house, breaking down the door in the process.

"Naruto! Stop being an idiot!" Sakura yelled at him.

"Yes Naruto. Listen to Sakura, it's her house" Kakashi added.

"Oooo! Oooo! Oooo! The Purple Flying Monkeys are here! Let's go kick their fat, chubby asses!" Sasuke exclaimed. He proceeded to running out the kitchen.

"Hey waitaminu….. who are these purple squirrels who fly?" Sakura asked.

Sasuke stopped in his tracks, turned around, and hung his mouth open in disbelief. Naruto followed him and did the same thing.

Frankly speaking, they looked like idiots.

"Oh My God! How could you not know who the Purple Flying Monkeys are?!" Sasuke asked.

"Who are they?!?!" Sakura yelled at the two idiots.

Naruto stood up straight and looked up at the ceiling (for some odd reason). "They are only those Sound ninja. Y'know, the Sound Four or something. Sasuke and I call them the Purple Flying Monkeys."

"WHAT?!" Sakura and Kakashi exclaimed, awfully loudly.

"I said that we call them the Purple Flying Monkeys" Naruto replied.

"No the other thing you said, you idiot!!" Sakura screamed in his face. Literally, in his face.

Naruto held up a doll for everyone to see. It looked like Itachi.

"Hey, did you know that every Itachi doll is rip able and kill able and comes with 15 cool action phrases?" Naruto asked, oblivious to Sakura's obvious rage.

"Really?" Sasuke asked, running up to see the doll. "Ooo, can I have it?"

"Sure" Naruto said. "Just hit him and he'll say something."

Sasuke hit him. "Ahhhh! Don't kill me!" the doll replied.

Sasuke became giddy with happiness. Then he ran back to the table, sat down, grabbed a spoon and proceeded to banging the doll, each time resulting in a cool new action phrase from the doll.

"You will die Itachi! Die Itachi! Die Itachi! Die Itachi…..!"

Everyone stared at Sasuke for a moment. Then Sakura turned to Naruto and punched him in the face.

"You retard! Are the Sound Four really here or not?! Tell me!!"

Naruto was quiet for a moment. Sasuke was busy ripping the Itachi doll apart with a knife. (His spoon had been taken away by Kakashi. Sasuke soon found out that a knife was a lot more fun.)

"Who are the Sound Four?" Naruto asked.

Sakura went all out. "Y'know those Flying squirrels you were talking about! Don't play dumb with me you idiot!"

"What flying squirrels?" Naruto asked.

"The Sound Four! The Sound ninja people! You know this!"

Naruto scratched his head and then smiled.

"Ohhh, the Sound Four! You could have told me that they were the Sound Four! How come you didn't tell me that?"

Sakura growled and snorted while Kakashi held her back. (And, at the same time, pulled the knife away from Sasuke, who had been happily tearing apart the doll and now was trying to get his knife back.)

Naruto blinked. "Oh right" he said. "I saw them outside somewhere."

"Where?" Kakashi asked.

"I don't remember…" Naruto replied. Then he smiled and pointed his finger up as if to say AHA!

"They were over in the alley on the side of the house" Naruto recalled. "Where the garbage thingy is."

"Well, as long as we don't go over there, we're fine" Kakashi said.

"Hey guys, watch this!" Sasuke called to them.

They looked at Sasuke. He had somehow managed to get a hold of some sort of fly swatter and placed it carefully on a block. Then, he had carefully placed the now completely torn up Itachi doll and put it on the big end of the fly swatter.

"Ready, set, go!" he yelled.

As he yelled "go!", he quickly hit the other end of the fly swatter, which resulted in a catapult, launching the doll through the air………………..

And out the window.

Everyone was silent. Then they heard voices.

"Hey! Who hit me in the head!" one voice complained.

"I think it was this ripped up Itachi doll" another voice said.

"Hey, isn't that the doll that's rip able, kill able, and comes with 15 cool action phrases?" a third voice asked, excitedly. "I've always wanted one of those!"

"I don't care!" the first voice roared. "someone hit me in the head and now they're gonna pay!"

"But can I still have the doll?" the third voice asked.

"Sure, go ahead" the second voice replied/

"That's my doll!" Sasuke exclaimed.

Then Sasuke stood up straight and tall and ripped off his clothing to reveal a superman outfit, complete with the tights and super underwear.

"Superman, to the rescue!"

Then Sasuke jumped out of the window and belly flopped onto the person who had just complained about being hit in the head.

"So it was you!" the person said. Then they all (Sound Four plus Sasuke) wrestled in the alley.

Well, there is no reason not to join him" Kakashi said. He climbed onto the roof and ripped his clothes off to reveal a Batman outfit, tights, underwear, cape, and all.

"I'm hip" he added. Then he belly flopped into the big cloud of dust and wrestled.

Sakura sighed. "Why was I stuck with the wierdos?" she asked. Then she ripped of her clothes to reveal a Wonder woman outfit, with tights and stuff.

"And I'm off" she said as she belly flopped down into the alley and disappeared in the cloud of smoke.

"Well, I don't wanna be left behind!" Naruto exclaimed. He ripped off his clothes to reveal………………………..

a dress. A dancing dress suitable for ballet, no less.

"Barbie Princess Genevieve to the rescue!" Naruto yelled.

Then he belly flopped in the alley. Except he didn't go where he wanted to. A big gust of wind blew by, and Barbie Naruto went diving headfirst into the trash bin.

"Owww…." He whined.

Later………

Everyone sat quietly in the alley. The Sound Four had left, frightfully, because they saw Naruto in his Barbie dress.

Two minutes earlier……..

Naruto jumped out of the trash bin.

The Sound Four looked at him. "Ahhhhhhh! Scary! It's Barbie! Ahhh!" they yelled.

They ran around frantically trying to get away, only succeeding in running into each other. Finally, they left.

End flashback thingy……

Silence.

More silence.

"Are you two okay? You're awfully quiet" sakura noted.

"I'm fine" Naruto said.

"Hey Naruto" Sasuke called.

"Yeah?"

Pause.

"Do you still have any more of those Itachi dolls?"