Do you want a bowl of Slughorn stew?

Would you like some Goyle Goulash?

Hagrid Hamburgers all around,

And Seamus on your squash!

Minerva Marmalade sounds good,

And why not try the Crabbe Cakes?

I jump on opportunities

To sip at Malfoy Milkshakes.

Hermione's on haggis.

Molly's on your mashed potatoes.

And there's quite a lot that can be said

Of Fried Tonks With Tomatoes.

I love those Tapioca Twins.

I'm into Salted Stan.

But Albus Dumpling Dumbledore's

My favorite fooded man.

Ginger Ginnysnaps are key

And Stuffed Sirius is nice.

Do I want Parvati Pudding

Or a Ron served hot, on rice?

I enjoy a Roasted Riddle

And—I cannot tell a lie—

I feast, every once in a while,

Upon a Percy Pie.

You probably wouldn't understand

My Lavender Lasagna

And, no matter how your tastes amount,

I'll keep none of this on ya.

But understand that I am stressed,

This food is my escape.

There's one thing I would never try, though:

Strudel a la Snape.