Crack Fic: Pit Stop

WE DO NOT OWN KINGDOM HEARTS OR THE CHARACTERS THIS INCLUDES FINAL FANTASY.
IF WE DID THEY WOULD BE LIVING IN OUR CLOSETS o.o
MEZ AND TASH ARE OUR OWN CREATIONS.
PLEASE READ AND REVIEW.

Mez looked over at her friend across the table who was oh so happily looking over the menu for the hundredth time.

"Why are you looking at it?" she asked. "It's not like we haven't been here before."

"I know that," Tashlee answered without looking up. "But I like the pictures."

Mez shook her head and turned to look out the window before placing her attention at the small juke box connected to the wall. She was beginning to think about putting a quarter in when Tashlee interrupted her thoughts.

"Split some chili fries with me," she said in a demanding voice.

"No," answered Mez.

"Please?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"Because I don't like them," Mez told her.

"But I want some," Tashlee whined.

"Then order some."

"I am," Tashlee said. "But I also want some potato skins and a sundae."

Mez raised an eyebrow. "And?"

"Aaannnd, I'm not gonna be able to eat all that by myself. The food is huge here and you know it!"

"And me splitting chili fries with you is going to help?" she asked.

Tashlee nodded happily. "Yeah."

Mez took a breath in before stating, "No."

Tashlee's face fell. "Please, I'm not gonna be able to eat everything."

"Well then next time pick a place where they don't give you so much food," Mez told her.

Tashlee threw her hands in the air and started to wave them frantically. "But this is like the best place in this world!"

Mez rolled her eyes and turned back to the window. Tashlee started to pout in her seat, quietly forming a plan to get the other girl to spilt the food with her.

"If you don't split an order with me," Tash began. "Then I'll never speak to you again."

Mez shrugged. "Fine with me."

"You sonuvabitch!" Tashlee yelled, causing everyone to look at the pair. "Are you cereal?"

"I wouldn't actually mind it," Mez admitted.

"Is everything alright here?" a nearby waitress came over to ask.

"No!" Tash said in a hushed cry. "My girlfriend's really upset with me and says that she'll hurt me if I keep looking over at you and I think she means it this time."

"What the hell are you doing?" Mez leaned in and asked in a harsh whisper.

"I can keep this story up or you can split an order of fries with me," Tashlee replied.

Mez looked at her in disbelief. "Over a damn order of fries... Fine."

Tashlee clapped her hands together happily and looked back at the waitress. "We're fine now thanks. Can you take our order?"

"You know one of days you're gonna get me in real trouble," Mez said after the waitress left with their requests.

Tash waved it off. "Not like Riku couldn't get you out of it."

"As true as that is, still... I'm never coming out with you again."

Tashlee laughed. "That's what you said after the whole Wonderland thing with the Cheshire Cat."

"I mean it this time," said Mez.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever."

"So where are we headed off to this time after Cid fixes our ship?"

"We should probably head to Neverland, heard Maleficent had something going on over that way." Said Tash sipping on her soda.

READ AND REVIEW! Yea these are just short stories me and LightXTwilightXDarkness Came up with last summer and I thought I would finally Publish them