Author's Note: Okay well I was kinda getting bored so I just decided to do this so out of randomness. And before I get any rude comments before this story starts this ISN'T my original idea GOT IT?! I got this from Bexi with her story so yeah like I said NOT MY IDEA. Give her the credit and inspiration for it and me just for how it turns out. *Ahem* Also I want to say that this story has NO PAIRING what so ever. It's just to be random. Anyway enough with my ranting and on with this story.

Disclaimer: I don't own and never will Kingdom Hearts

Chapter One: The Mistake and Discovery

Well another day in the World That Never Was and all the organization members were just doing their thing. But one particular member, Vexen, was doing his weird experiments again. Writing down his notes, he came up with the newest formula. This for sure would hopefully help the Organization more.

"Finally! I've done it! This potion is going to be our success to getting closer to Kingdom Hearts!" he shouted in his lab (which he was alone in), "now to just let it cool off for abit" he told himself while teleporting into the kitchen. "Here I'll put it in the fridge for awhile so the formula can be complete" he said while putting it away and left it there. "Hm…I have a feeling that a certain Nobody *cough* Demyx *cough* is going to think it's a drink so better think of an antidote for it right away" he said leaving the formula alone.

A couple of hours later, one of the members went into the kitchen after he came back from a hard mission. "Damn I hate doing missions. I mean it's like Xemnas has a never ending list for all of us" said the short Nobody as he looked into the fridge. "Hey thought we ran out of Gatorade, oh well as they say first come first serve" as Zexion got the blue liquid and drank all of it. "Hm weird has a good after taste, oh well" as he just shrugged at left to his room.

Vexen, a few minutes later, came back to the kitchen. "Okay now it should be-" but he was shocked when he saw that he formula was all gone. "Damn it! Demyx must've came by earlier and drank it all! Gah well he deserves it that little scum, hm…the effects should start right now. That means I need to leave before Xemnas finds out" he said teleporting to an unknown place.

Meanwhile Zexion was about to enter his room until he fell on the floor. "Uh…why do I feel dizzy?" he said putting his hand on his head. Then everything went black.

~10 minutes later~

Axel and Roxas were going to their rooms until they found Zexion on the floor.

"Hey look! Zexion's on the floor" Roxas said pointing at him

"Yup, wonder why he's sleeping there"

"Maybe we should help him to his room"

"Nah he can do that himself" he said leaving

"Well, some help you are. Can you at least open the door?"

"Ugh fine…" Axel said

"Wow Zexion's really light" Roxas said while picking him up "He's probably anorexic or something" he said to himself while putting Zexion on his bed. "You better thank me later dude" he said while leaving.

About an hour later Saix called for Roxas. "Number XIII, come over here" he shouted. Roxas went out of his room going down to the living room. "Yes, Saix" "Have you seen VI anywhere?" "Uh…yes, sir. He's in his room…I think. But he might still be asleep" "Doesn't matter. Tell VI to come down here now he's got another mission" "Um okay" as Roxas set his way to Zexion's room.

Just as he got to Zexion's room he heard a muffling sound. " Zexion?" he knocked on his door while entering. "Um Zexion, I know you don't like to be woken up but Saix needs you" he said while looking in the room. He looked on the bed but only found his clothes there. "Zexion?" he shouted in the room. Thinking he probably wasn't in his room, Roxas eventually left the room until he heard some crying.

"Huh?" Roxas said while going back in the room. He looked around but didn't find anything until he saw Zexion's clothes moving. He picked them up but was shocked when he saw what was under them. There was a crying baby under those clothes! "Um…what is this baby doing here?" Roxas said as he picked up the baby. "Did Zexion kidnap you or something?" he said while looking at the child. The baby looked at Roxas back and pulled his hair.

"Ow! Hey don't do that!" he said while grabbing the baby's hand. "No! Bad baby!" he scolded. All the baby did was giggle and pulled his hair more. "Ouch hey!" he said while looking in the baby's eyes. But he gasped as he soon realized who the baby was. "Z-Zexion?" he said staring at the child. Zexion just laughed and wiggled around Roxas' arm making baby noises. "What happened to you?" he asked "wait you're a baby you can't talk oh man"

"XIII!" Saix shouted. Shit Saix is gonna want Zexion now Roxas mentally told himself got to create a distraction! But I can't leave Zexion by himself what do I do? Then he noticed that Zexion was playing with his cloak. "Ugh I know I'm going to regret doing this" as Roxas left the baby alone unsupervised.

He quickly ran downstairs to the living room. "XIII where is VI?" he angrily told him. "Uh…it seems he's not in his room right now. Maybe he already went on his mission? Hehe…" "Hm… it's not like for him to do that…very well then carry on what you were doing…I'll look for him myself" he said as he walked away. Phew hopefully he bought that he said to himself. Wait what am I forgetting?...Oh my God Zexion! As Roxas fled to back to the room. Just then he heard a baby's laughter and saw Xion there picking the baby up and messing with him.

"Roxas, where'd you get the baby? He's so cute!" Xion smiled while continuing to hold the baby.

"Uh…it's kinda hard to explain right now…"

"Can we keep him?"

"What?"

"Please he's just adorable! But we're going to have to buy him some clothes…"

"What do you mean Xi-" Roxas said as Xion pointed at the fact that Zexion had no clothes.

"Gah! Here let me take him off your arms!" as Roxas grabbed Zexion.

"Hm…I wonder what he's doing here in Zexion's room" she said

Maybe because this is Zexion but I can't tell her that! She'll think I'm high or something

"Uh…yeah me too…" he lied

"Oh we should tell Xemnas! Maybe he'd know what to do!"

"Are you nuts?! He'll make us destroy Zexi- I mean the baby! We can't do that"

"Hm…I guess so…but it's gonna be hard to try to keep the baby a secret"

"I guess what do we do?"

"Well first I think we should get it a diaper or at least a towel" as she giggle. Roxas gave her a questioned look until he realized that he was peed on. "Aw man! I just washed this!" Roxas said

"Here give me the baby" as she got Zexion back and picked up a random towel on the floor. "Hey we should name it!"

"What?"

"Yeah! I mean we can't be just calling it baby all the time. He's got to have a name!"

"I vote for Zexion!" Roxas quickly said

"Huh? Why?"

"Well we found it in Zexion's room so why not?" Roxas said while giving her a fake smile

"Hm…but I like James more"

"C'mon Zexion is a good name"

"But why that? I mean this baby is nothing like-" but was cut off when she met her eyes with the baby's. Then she realized why Roxas wanted to name the baby that.

"Roxas"

"Yeah?"

"Why is Zexion a baby?"

"The hell I know, I just found him like that"

"Well we definitely got to tell Xemnas this right away"

"No we can't! Do you know what he might say? He'll think we were smoking pot or something!"

"But we can't just leave him like this" as Xion put Zexion down

"Hm…fine but if Xemnas get mad, I'm blaming you"

"Okay now we can- Ah! Where's Zexion?!" Xion shouted as she looked for the baby

"What do you mean where's Zexion?! You lost him!"

"I just put him down for a minute and then he was gone!"

"Okay now is not the time to panic we just to keep calm and-"

"What the Hell?!? What's a baby doing in MY room?!" shouted a certain nobody…

And that is the end of my first chapter of 'Baby Care for Who?', so hope it was good and once again I don't want to find any rude shit about how I stole the idea because like I said THIS ISN'T MY IDEA! So that's all for now!