"Apples and honey... The jam in the tea is apricot... I throw the silver teaspoon against the wall." The moon shines in the sky as two children, a human boy wielding an axe and a demonic girl with colorful wings begins their slaughter in a busy street. The victims scream in horror as the girl smashes a human against a wall, splattering it's blood all over.
"Hurry up, let's play. Dolls never say anything. They just try to sing the one song they know." sang the boy to accompany the orchestra of people screaming. He joins in on the fun by hitting his axe against the torso of the nearest innocent.
"The little bluebird escapes from its basket, it gets beaten in the rain and gets its wings torn cleanly off." the girl throws a corpse at the windshield of a man that retreats into his car. She pries the car door open and brings death to the man.
"Come on, I'll sing with you, teach me a new song. Nobody answers me, nobody but sister sings to me." The boy stands at one end of the street, facing down a sidewalk filled with his potential victims. As the boy buries his axe into another unfortunate, the others turn to run, only to be confronted by the girl...
The sidewalk is stained with red and guts. Bodies litter the ground as the ones fortunate enough to escape the initial assault runs away for help. The girl picks up a chocolate bar from the corpse of a child and hands it to the boy. "I'll give you a piece of sweet, melting chocolate. Isn't it delicious? Come, let's sing again, Hansel."
Hansel looks up into the sky, taking a bite into the chocolate. "Apples and honey... If I mix their red and gold, Will it turn black, the same color as the sky? Flandre?"
Flandre was not interested in answering his question. Instead she was focused on the sound of sirens. "Hurry up, let's play. The dolls still say nothing today. Let's sprinkle some honey on my red dress~!"
Hansel spots some movement in a nearby alleyway. "I'll shut you up alone again in a castle built of toy blocks. Come on, I want you to sing. Let me hear you sing." He corners a man who had been hiding the whole time, putting on his usual smile.
"Here is some new tea, this time with orange marmalade." Flandre stares down the police, who were staring at shock of what had happened. "I throw the silver teaspoon against the wall..." She picks up one of the leftover cars and throws it at one of the police cars, resulting in an explosion. The police that left their cars before the explosion pulls out their weapons, only for one of them to get hit in the back with a thrown axe...
The massacre ends within 5 minutes. Including the police, the total death toll was at least 30. As for the perpetrators, Flandre was flying off into the night, cradling Hansel in her arms.
"This is why you're my favorite playmate, Hansel." smiled Flandre.
Hansel smiled back. "Will we play again soon?"
She hugs tightly, but not tight enough to hurt. "Of course we will."
For some reason, Hansel from Black Lagoon and Flandre from Touhou makes a good pairing in my head. XD
This is based on this song here: youtube .com/watch?v=3r5znEBH0SU
...And to see the lyrics and the horrific meanings behind the words, go to Touhou wiki (on Google search it's the third link) and search for Lyrics: Sweets Time.
Also, if you wish to hunt me down for bringing this into the world, I have already run for for the hills. You cannot catch me. Mwhahaha.