Squalls Shower
Disclaimer
I don't own n e thing in this story.
A Garden Hallway
Rinoa walked around garden, wondering where her beloved Squally-wally could be.
Squalls Bathroom, Shower
Squall (to himself): It's been to long, I need to.-Squall began to rub his hand back and forth, and back and forth-Ahhhhhhh……that's better.
Garden Cafeteria
Zell was sitting at a table miraculously stuffing himself with dozens of hot dogs while Irvine, Selphie and Quistis starred, disgusted at the miracle that was Zell.
Zell: ifh offef uu unh bfft vfh gooo.
Irvine: Uh,….what?
Quistis: Well after years of expert Zell observation, translating his hot dog muffled words are easy for a specialist like me.
Irvine: So what did he say?
Quistis: Well, he said…. Er…. Oh look Rinoas coming!
Rinoa: Hey guys! Whats up?
Selphie: Nothing much just watching Zell.
Rinoa: Oh, Hi Zell!
Zell: Gnfh dfhg- he smiled revealing half-chewed hot dog in his mouth.
Rinoa: Like, Ewwwwwies! Zell that's gross. Do you guys know where Squally-wally is?
Irvine: No I haven't seen him all morning.
Squalls shower
Squall: Ughhhhh….. That's good. His hand continues to rub back and forth, as his right hand gets tired of the repetitive motion he switches hands. Initially its awkward, but in a matter of moments he resumes his, er….. massaging of sorts.
Garden Cafeteria
Rinoa: God! It's been over a half an hour where could Squall be!?!?
Zell: Guys, I feel sick.
Rinoa: When I left he was just getting into the shower, it couldn't take him this long to take a shower!
Zell: Seriously guys, I dont think I shoulda ate that 46th hot dog!
Irvine: Uh Rinoa, did u say he was in the shower?
Rinoa: yeah, why?
Zell: Damn you, delicious tubular shaped meat, look what you've brought me to!
Irvine: Well what's taking him so long is he could be ja-……. On second thought, he is probably just having troubles with his belts.
Rinoa: Oh, do you think I should go help him?
Irvine: NO! I mean he's a big boy, he can do it by himself.
Quistis stifled a giggle.
Zell: Do you think that green is a healthy color for hot dogs?
Rinoa: I don't care what he's doing as long as he's here in the next five minuets.-She turned in her chair to look at the cafeteria entrance
Irvine smiled behind her back.
Squalls Shower
The fervor of his stroking hand has increased, his eyes are clenched tight, and a look of utter concentration decorates his face. He uses his free hand to steady himself against the tilled wall of the shower.
Squall: Ughhhh, yesss……almost…….ahhhhhhhhhhh.-His hand dropped back to his side and his entire body slumped, spent. He quickly rinsed himself off, the white product of his labors slowly running down the drain along with the water.
He stepped out of the shower, dried off and got dressed and glanced quickly at the clock.
Squall: Shit, I was supposed to meet Rinoa half an hour ago!-With that he hurried out the door, bound for the cafeteria.
Garden Cafeteria
Irvine(spotting squall at the door): Oh here squall is!
Rinoa turned and spotted squall as he made his way over to where his friends were.
Squall: Hey guys, Hi Rinoa.
Rinoa: Squall, where the hell were you?
Squall: In my room..
Rinoa: Doing what exactly?
Squall (quietly): Showering
Rinoa: FOR HALF AN HOUR?!?!
Squall: uhhh…yes……
Irvine: Oh Rinoa! Leave the poor guy alone, a mans gotta get clean- He winked conspiratorially at Squall, who me his gaze with a confused stare.
Squall: w-whatever?!?!
The end.
So, wonder what squall was doing alllllllll alone in the shower, do ya wanna know? Ok he was shampooing his hair! How else do u think he gets his hair so shiny, god, what did u think he was doing, u dirty perverted people!
Disclaimer
I don't own n e thing in this story.
A Garden Hallway
Rinoa walked around garden, wondering where her beloved Squally-wally could be.
Squalls Bathroom, Shower
Squall (to himself): It's been to long, I need to.-Squall began to rub his hand back and forth, and back and forth-Ahhhhhhh……that's better.
Garden Cafeteria
Zell was sitting at a table miraculously stuffing himself with dozens of hot dogs while Irvine, Selphie and Quistis starred, disgusted at the miracle that was Zell.
Zell: ifh offef uu unh bfft vfh gooo.
Irvine: Uh,….what?
Quistis: Well after years of expert Zell observation, translating his hot dog muffled words are easy for a specialist like me.
Irvine: So what did he say?
Quistis: Well, he said…. Er…. Oh look Rinoas coming!
Rinoa: Hey guys! Whats up?
Selphie: Nothing much just watching Zell.
Rinoa: Oh, Hi Zell!
Zell: Gnfh dfhg- he smiled revealing half-chewed hot dog in his mouth.
Rinoa: Like, Ewwwwwies! Zell that's gross. Do you guys know where Squally-wally is?
Irvine: No I haven't seen him all morning.
Squalls shower
Squall: Ughhhhh….. That's good. His hand continues to rub back and forth, as his right hand gets tired of the repetitive motion he switches hands. Initially its awkward, but in a matter of moments he resumes his, er….. massaging of sorts.
Garden Cafeteria
Rinoa: God! It's been over a half an hour where could Squall be!?!?
Zell: Guys, I feel sick.
Rinoa: When I left he was just getting into the shower, it couldn't take him this long to take a shower!
Zell: Seriously guys, I dont think I shoulda ate that 46th hot dog!
Irvine: Uh Rinoa, did u say he was in the shower?
Rinoa: yeah, why?
Zell: Damn you, delicious tubular shaped meat, look what you've brought me to!
Irvine: Well what's taking him so long is he could be ja-……. On second thought, he is probably just having troubles with his belts.
Rinoa: Oh, do you think I should go help him?
Irvine: NO! I mean he's a big boy, he can do it by himself.
Quistis stifled a giggle.
Zell: Do you think that green is a healthy color for hot dogs?
Rinoa: I don't care what he's doing as long as he's here in the next five minuets.-She turned in her chair to look at the cafeteria entrance
Irvine smiled behind her back.
Squalls Shower
The fervor of his stroking hand has increased, his eyes are clenched tight, and a look of utter concentration decorates his face. He uses his free hand to steady himself against the tilled wall of the shower.
Squall: Ughhhh, yesss……almost…….ahhhhhhhhhhh.-His hand dropped back to his side and his entire body slumped, spent. He quickly rinsed himself off, the white product of his labors slowly running down the drain along with the water.
He stepped out of the shower, dried off and got dressed and glanced quickly at the clock.
Squall: Shit, I was supposed to meet Rinoa half an hour ago!-With that he hurried out the door, bound for the cafeteria.
Garden Cafeteria
Irvine(spotting squall at the door): Oh here squall is!
Rinoa turned and spotted squall as he made his way over to where his friends were.
Squall: Hey guys, Hi Rinoa.
Rinoa: Squall, where the hell were you?
Squall: In my room..
Rinoa: Doing what exactly?
Squall (quietly): Showering
Rinoa: FOR HALF AN HOUR?!?!
Squall: uhhh…yes……
Irvine: Oh Rinoa! Leave the poor guy alone, a mans gotta get clean- He winked conspiratorially at Squall, who me his gaze with a confused stare.
Squall: w-whatever?!?!
The end.
So, wonder what squall was doing alllllllll alone in the shower, do ya wanna know? Ok he was shampooing his hair! How else do u think he gets his hair so shiny, god, what did u think he was doing, u dirty perverted people!