AN: This is a sequel to Interview With Eragon, originally Interview with Eragon was going to be my only story having to do with these books, however people actually read it. I was in a state of shock, AND they enjoyed it. :O Now I'm also going to write a one or two shot about Eragon and Arya. If you have any ideas about other interviews please PM me. Enjoy! Pretty lame ending, I know...

Interview with Galbatorix

Sequel to Interview with Eragon

Ninja: So, Galbator-

Galbatorix: Oh! Call me Galby! Or Tori! Whichever you prefer!

Ninja *awkward cough*: Um…. Well then… Galby… how does it feel to be evil?

Galbatorix: Oh! Evil such a mean name for it! Just call it bad people!

Ninja: Ehh…. Okay… so as I said, how does it feel to be… a bad person?

Galbatorix: Oh, it's lonely at times, but sometimes it's really fun! Only… well…. *looks around* never mind…

Ninja: C'mon, this is a let it all out interview… tell us!

*Turns to audience of Ninjas, they start chanting "Tell us! Tell us!"*

Galbatorix *flips hair that doesn't exist*: Oh my goddesses, Ninja! Okay, okay, I'll tell you! Well Shruikan's a great dragon and all, except his name is so yucky, and his color is SO last season! Like oh my goddesses, Glaedr is SO in with the times, gold is a big hit this season!

Ninja: Except that he's dead….. he has been dead since Brisingr was published…. Which was what, almost a year ago? (AN: Was anyone else slightly appalled when Glaedr puked up his heart...?)

Galbatorix: Never say dead! He still lives on in all of our hearts!

Ninja: So… *Looks around, plucks random topic out of thin air* How do you feel about Morzan?

Galbatorix: He is such a jerk! I mean he threw his sword at his freaking kid! That poor little boy! He now has a horrible scar ravaging his perfect, ever-so-soft skin… *dreamy*

*The Ninjas in the crowd appear to be getting a bit scared The interview goes downhill from there.*

Ninja: running out of topics here… Uh… um…. *looks out of window for inspiration for a question, Galbator- Galby… turns to look out the window too and spots something…*

Galbatorix: GASP! Oh my goddesses!

Ninja: *Looking around frantically* WHAT! What's going on?

Galbatorix *pointing to billboard outside the window*: They're on sale! I can't believe it! *squeal!*

Ninja: Uh…

*Outside the window is a large, pink billboard for Gucci's (AN: do they make shoes?) newest black gladiator sandals which are apparently half off at JCPenny*

Galbatorix: I'll come back later Ninja, gotta run! *He runs straight out the window… 152 stories up…*

152 stories because obviously I only allow ninjas in my audience.
Not very pleased with this one. Whatevz.

Note: this was before I went by Tora, but I like people to be able to see my progress sooooo...