Sk8er Boi
Chapter 1: School Just Got Cool
"Mimiko! Are you ready to go?" My older brother Itachi asked as he stood outside of my door waiting for me to come out. And right next to Itachi was my younger brother Sasuke. Today was the day that we go back to school which is something that I've not been looking forward to. So, I'm just being a little rebellious right now.
"NO I'M NOT READY ITACHI AND I'M NOT GOING TODAY! AND IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT, YOU CAN SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!" I yelled at the top of my lungs from my room. For emergencies, I have a hidden camera outside of my room and right now, Itachi's face is turning as red as that one time when he stayed out in the sun for 4 hours and got a sunburn and the veins on his forehead were pulsing.
"THAT IS IT! MIMIKO LILLIANN KURASAI! YOU HAVE BETTER GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THAT ROOM AND READY TO GO IN 15 MINUTES OR I WILL TORTURE YOU IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE!" That was it, Itachi finally snapped. Most of the time, he's calm and collected. But get on his bad side for even one second and you'll regret it. I remember how he tortured many people in the past and I started getting a little nervous because Itachi can be...well...morbid. So I decided to get ready, putting on a red and black horozontal short dress, black leggins and red flats. I also put my hair up in a high ponytail with my favorite red scrunchie. I ran out of the house, brushed my teeth, skipped breakfast and ran to the car.
"YOU'RE LATE! NOW PREPARE FOR THE WORST TORTURE OF YOUR LIFE! IT'S THE...TICKLE BUG!" Itachi started to tickle my tickle spots. One minute later, I'm on the ground rolling and laughing like crazy. And that's kinda bad because a few boys were passing by and started whistling because I "flashed" them. I stood up and fixed my dress quickly as Sasuke and Itachi were looking for the whistlers.
"Forget about those perverts guys! Let's get going otherwise we're gonna be late!" I reminded them. We all jumped into Itachi's new black 2008 scion. "Why is it that all of a sudden you decide to start your rebellious stage?" Itachi asked as he continued to drive. "Yeah and why do you hate school anyways?" Sasuke asked as the wind blew in his face in the front seat. " First of all Itachi, you knew my rebellious stage was gonna come eventually so stop bitching. And second of all Sasuke, lets just say that school might be better without all of the drama that goes around. And only a sick-minded person would like school, DUH!" I stated as I enjoyed the empty space in the backseats. After a few minutes, we pulled up to the gates of hell (dun dun dun!)
As we got out of the car, Itachi and Sasuke were surrounded by their frisky fangirls. Sometimes, I wonder how they deal with being attacked by their eternally devoted fans for the whole school year. Then again, I shouldn't be talking...considering I've had a "little" fanclub of my own for about 5 years. (Yeah right! As if the club would be small! Though I wish it was!) The club is full of horny bastards, though some of the guys are cool in my book. I'm even friends with the guys that aren't too crazy about me. Rock Lee: At first, he asked for me to be his girlfriend but I kindly turned him down which he was totally okay with. After that, he decided to become my new friend and we've been friends for almost 3 years. Next is Kiba: Kiba was one of the guys who didn't want any guys taking advantage of me so he protects me. We've been friends for 4 1/2 years. Neji Hyuga: Tall, dark and sexy! We were going out back in 4th grade and that's when guys started to notice and pursue me! After we broke up, Neji said that he still wanted to stay friends and make sure that if I'm going out with a guy that he had good qualities. A little harsh pressure on the guys who want me but that's how Neji is. And finally Gaara: What to say about Gaara...let's just say that if any guy tries anything with me and he finds out about it, that guy will lose something VERY VALUABLE to them. Gaara's been my friend for all of my life. He's like another brother to me which is cool because people fear him.
And the cool thing is that if Itachi and Sasuke can't save me, I can ALWAYS depend on my other friends. Oh, and I have a couple of other friends. Neji's cousin Hinata has been friends with me as long as I knew Neji. She's very kind and sensitive to other's emotions. But the thing is that she loves Kiba and he loves her back but they're too shy to say anything about it and sometimes IT DRIVES ME INSANE! Next is TenTen. She's the coolest tomboy that I've ever met in my life. She's not afraid of anything and she claims that she's too strong to have a boyfriend which I find pretty cool. She's been my friend since Lee became my friend. And finally Temari, Gaara's older sister: She's tough, sometimes even tougher than TenTen. She has a guy though...a lazy guy named Shikamaru and I get to call him pineapple head! It's funny because his hair looks like a pineapple! We've been friends as long as I've been friends with Gaara and she's like the sister I've always wanted!
"Hey you...wanna come with me?" A guy came up to me, pinning me to the wall and started lifting up my dress with one hand. "HEY YOU FUCKING PERVERTED BASTARD! LET GO OF ME DAMMIT!" This guy wasn't letting me go and I was getting mad. He was starting to put his other hand to my chest area until..."SHE SAID HANDS OFF!" ...my hero Gaara came to save me! Gaara picked the guy up by the collar and threw the guy down to the ground and put his foot on the guy's chest, crushing him. "If you even try to mess with Mimiko in any way that she doesn't like, remember that I'm always watching. NOW GO!" Gaara took his foot off of the guy and the guy got up and sped down the hallway. "Mimiko!" Sasuke was running up to me...until Itachi pushed him down and tackled me in a safe and warm embrace. "Oh my baby sister! Are you okay?! Did that guy do anything to you?!" Itachi asked, his voice full of concern. See! Even morbid guys can be sensitive! "If Gaara wouldn't have come when he did...that guy probably would've gotten to me."
"Well, it's a good thing that I came when I did huh?" Gaara came up and embraced me tightly. "But you're safe and that's what's important now." Itachi and Sasuke nodded in agreement. Suddenly, the school bell went off meaning that class was about to begin. "Come on guys! We're gonna be late for-CRASH!-connections..." I was laying on my back on the floor because this stupidass...cute blond headed...blue-eyed sexy skater boy crashed into me.