Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto... but Naruto owns Sasuke xD
Naruto Finds A Pet
BY PIZZAPRETZEL
Password Journal: Password please?
Naruto: Ramen. Hmmm I love noodles.
(Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne playing in backround.)
Naruto: Boy what a great day. I have soo much to tell you Password Journal. (Begins to hum) No way, no way, I could be your girlfriend. (Begins to write)...
Zo My God you won't even beileve this. I caught an Uchiha today. How rare is that? He was just in the woods, right in the open, with no collar or tag. He was just so precious, I had to pet him, but the little bastard bit me. I once heard that Uchiha's loved music, so I sang Love Is All I Have To Give byThe BackStreet Boys. He fell asleep, I grabbed him, and ran off. The girl that was standing next to him was pretty mad though. She was yelling something about how he was a human. Yea Right! Like I'd listen to her, SHE HAD PINK HAIR, and besides, he was laying down (obviously tired). "Sasuke, Sasuke," she yelled as I ran off. She might have been right about him being human, but I dunno. I think she just wanted him for her own. I will call the Uchiha... Sasuke. Thats right, Believe It!
Sasuke: (Locked in a cage in Naruto's room) Let me out you MORON.
(In Naruto's mind, all he hears is Woof, Woof.)
Naruto: SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M TRYING TO THINK! Now, how can I end this? Ah yes...
I Love My New Uchiha... AND HE'S ALL MINE!!!
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