Author's Note: Well I've been having a bit of a writer's block for my cross-over fic so I just decided to do this.
Disclaimer: No. I do not own Gintama or any of its characters.
How did this happen?
It was an unusual group that was gathered together at the Yorozuya, but it was the same old group at the same time. The demon vice-commander of the Shinsengumi Hijikata Toushiro, the commander of the Shinsengumi Kondo Isao, the boss of the Yorozuya Gintoki Sakata, and one of his partners Shimura Shinpachi. They were all gathered to discuss a very trivial matter…the sudden romantic relationship between Kagura and Okita Sougo, who were thought to have been mortal enemies. After a few minutes of awkward silence Gintoki finally spoke up saying "We should have seen this coming. The writer's wouldn't have put them together so much if they weren't planning on having them develop a relationship." "Gin-san how many times have I told you to stop passing Base 14?" replied Shinpachi.(A/N: Base 14 is basically when characters act like they know they're an anime) "This is no time to think about that! What if Kagura-chan is being forced against her will to go out with Souchiro?!" Gin yelled. Hijikata yelled back "His name is Sougo idiot! Plus he may be an evil sadist but he wouldn't go that far! Wait…never mind he probably would…" Kondo finally entered the discussion and said "Toushi, Gintoki, have some faith in Sougo! What if they actually do like each other?" Gin yelled "IMPOSSIBLE, HE'S FORCING HER! WE HAVE TO GO FIND THEM BEFORE HE STEALS HER INNOCENCE!" Shinpachi just sighed and said "I agree with Kondo-san, they probably just do like each other. Once again Gin yelled "NEVER! HOW CAN YOU AGREE WITH THAT GORILLA?! MY POOR DAUGHTER MUST BE TRAUMATIZED!" "Gin-san, I don't think you're in any position to act like Kagura's father" Shinpachi replied.
This all went on for hours until Kagura came back with Sougo. Which they then attacked everyone for being so nosy and doubting their relationship. THE END ^-^
Author's Note: Ha, sucky ending but I had a little fun writing this XD