This is a Spoof of Kingdom Hearts Spoof by the SpoofKrew and a Parody of the Original Kingdom Hearts games. I just had to do it because I'm a big fan of them x3.

Spoof One

Day 1 of making the raft

"Sonic?" Amy asked. "Soooonic? Wake up! Sonic, Sonic?!"

The hedgehog was unconscious on the beach front of Destati Islands. The sand was in teeny sand dunes around Sonic's body. He seemed to be rather happy, as if nothing was wrong. Amy Rose hit him with her Piko Piko Hammer. Sonic sat up, his left hand on his head.

"I told you to wake up!" Amy shouted.

"Oh, hi Amy! I had this really cool but weird dream!" Sonic began. "I was in the water, then I saw Tails with his hand out. He was gonna be washed away with a wave behind him, and I was like 'Oh my gosh, Tails look out, there's a huge wave coming!' then I was reaching out for him, then I got stuck underwater, and I couldn't swim or breath, even though it was in the shallows, and I tried to get to Tails, but he disappeared, then I saw someone falling..."

Amy was listening with full contentness, but she wasn't believing in this, it sounded like an intro for a video game or something.

"...And I was like 'Hey, it's a guy falling' and then it was me, and I fell in the water again and I couldn't breath. I was like 'Huuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh' then I was on a platform and then there was a lot of darkness, and then I saw something like a Heartless from Kingdom Hearts, and then I was like 'Holy crap' then I was killed and I came up and I was like 'That was cool'."

Amy walked over and smacked the hedgehog on the face. "What did Tails do to you this time? Oh look, there he is!"

A golden, two-tailed fox was walking over. He was carrying what seemed like a rolled up piece of cloth.

"Hi Sonic! Why are you slaking off again?" he asked. Sonic walked over to his best buddy.

"We should be making the raft!" he threw the cloth at Sonic. It knocked him over. Amy was rather angry.

"Tails!" she said. "He's going to have another weird dream!"

"I had this really.."

Day 3 of making the Raft

"Why do we need a seagull egg?" he asked. "Those things taste like crap!" Seagulls then started attacking the hedgehog.

"A MUSHROOM?! Why do you need a MUSHROOM on a RAFT?!"

Day 4

A flash of lightning came from out of the window of Sonic's seaside shack. It seemed to be targeting Destati Islands.

"A storm?" Sonic asked. "The Raft!" The hedgehog saw a black, bipedal creature with Beady, yellow eyes appear.

The creatures from the dream?! What are they doing here?!

I hope this was good for you guys, I know that it isn't really a suitable story to post today, but oh well.