Explosive artists who make everything rumble
Idiots who run around after a man who wants them dead.
And weasels that draw eye lines on their cheeks with emo eye liner to make themselves look scarier than they actually are.
"Baka, un, just fuck off before I make you"
Silence.
"But senpai; the rainbow really is out today!"
. . .
Glaring, the blonde was refraining from killing his partner there and then, I mean, who in an organisation has a fit over a rainbow,
Tobi does
Tobi and his small brained, annoying; hyper self.
It was worse than having the Kyuubi brat chasing him
In fact; Deidara would rather have the brat chasing him.
"I don't give two shits about a rainbow, h'm. They're for gay guys."
Speak for yourself Deidara.
Tobi merely blinked under that overly garish orange mask, a small laugh passing his lips
"Oooooo"
He wooed, pointing to his senpai
"Senpai is speaking about himself!"
And at that moment;
Deidara snapped, hurling his clay at the other.
"Senpai that's not very nice!"
Yelped Tobi, who just got a mask-full of clay.
Deidara was beginning to hate Tobi more than he hated Uchihas (if that were even possible.).
Little did he know Tobi was one.
Ahaaaa, how well that would go if he found out.
Speaking of Uchiha, a certain weasel had wandered into the bathroom.
"Senpai, what's Itachi-san doing?"
Twitch
"How the fuck would I know, un?"
"Cause you're his friend."
Silence.
Again finding himself glaring; the blonde growled.
"He's doing nothing that concerns you or me, un. Happy now?"
He asked; sighing heavily.
Why was he cursed with the most annoying brat ever as a partner? Sasori was better; He only argued about art. Damn puppet had no taste in art.
"But senpai, why?"
….
He had to ask that, didn't he?
The dreaded "w word"
The one word that sent Deidara over the edge.
A sigh; another glare, a raised brow.
"Don't ask me why, un! If you're that desperate, go in the bathroom, look into Itachi's eyes and ask him what the fuck he's doing, h'm!"
A sly smirk found it's way to the blonde's face, that was the best suggestion he'd made all day. Watching his annoying partner wander off into the bathroom; Deidara lay back against a bench, and waited
Five…
Four….
Three…
Two…
……
One
Screaming. Was it tobi? The blonde hoped so anyway; a flurry of black and red ran by, flailing its arms. Just who wa--hey that was Itachi, since when does Itachi do that..? Shaking his head; the artist stood, and took the liberty to walk into the bathroom. It was there he saw Tobi, lay on the floor.
….
Laughing.
"what the hell is funny h'm?"
The blonde questioned, causing his partner's laughter to rise, and pause with hiccups
"I know where your eyeli--"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S NOT EYELINER UN!"
The masked man was cut off by his senpai's raised voice, giving him a funny look, he nodded
"Well; I was going to tell you where it went; but not anymore, Tobi's going to be a good boy and be quiet."
…
Again; Deidara found his eye twitching; beads of sweat running down his cheek, thanks to his temper.
"Tell me where it is, dumbass."
The blonde spat, glaring again, geez, he did that a lot didn't he?
"Weeeeeeelllllll!"
The other began, rubbing his head
"Itachi-san is using it for the lines under his eyes."
The next morning; there were no Uchiha's in base that hadn't been blown up (except for Tobi, but we don't know that, do we?)