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Skulduggery's POV
I slowly crept up the stairs to the mansion, making an extra effort to be silent...after all, if Val actually was asleep, I would like to keep it that way just a little while longer...keeps my non-existent ear drums from bursting, you see? I clasped my fingers around the handle to her bedroom door and peeked my skull round it. And there she was, yet again sleeping - I tell you, she gets lazier EVERYDAY... I chuckle to myself, I know exactly what to do to teach her a lesson...
General POV
Skulduggery elegantly stepped down the stairs and immediately ran to his phone, he didn't want her waking up after all, then it would be no fun. He impatiently scrolled through his contacts finally resting upon the number he'd never thought he'd call...Fletcher Renn.
After a few rings, the crazy haired boy finally picked up
"Ummmm...skul?" Fletcher greeted in a somewhat tired voice.
"It's Skulduggery," Skulduggery replied sighing, "Look, doesn't matter, I need you to come over to Valkyrie's mansion, I have a trick up my sleeve for her." He finished, a skeletal grin spreading across his skeletal face.
"Val? You're gonna prank Val?" He said in a bewildered tone.
"Yes, I do believe that is the term the kids use now a days... anyway you gonna help or not?" The detective asked irritably.
"Yeah sure Skul-man just need to style my hair, get it perfect for Val you know?"
Skulduggery growled, "She isn't interested in you and nobody cares about your hair!"
"Woaaahhh calm down there mate, what got your trousers in a twist all of a sudden? Wait a second...you like Val don't you?"
"WHAT? No!" Oh jeezums, out of all the people who could have figured it out, of course it had to be Fletcher, perhaps the most unintelligent boy on the planet.
Skulduggery could hear his cocky laugh ringing through the phone and could practically feel the smugness radiating off him... oh for god's sake! "Look Renn, I don't know what the HELL you're playing at but I don't like Val, now get you're head out of your ass and come and help me with this!"
'Yeah Skul, you don't like Val you LOVE her!' Skulduggery heard his conscious say, he took a mental kick to his head and resumed the most unpleasant conversation he was having with Fletcher.
"Valkyrie and Skulduggery sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G first comes love, then comes marriage then comes the baby in a carri-" Fletcher's voice was cut short by the skeleton hanging up, he didn't need to listen to that boy's voice for any longer than necessary.
'You love Val, You love Val!' Skulduggery sighed, knowing there was no use in lying to his own self.
'I Skulduggery Pleasant am in love with Valkyrie Cain'