Legend Of Zelda: Saria's Spanking
Link had just defeated Phantom Ganon, and freed his friend Saria, the Forest Sage. He was teleported to the chamber of sages, he looked around the empty void. He was on the middle platform and he saw his friend Saria standing on a green platform. She looked at Link with her beautiful blue eyes "Thank you, you have defeated the monster in the temple and freed me. No you don't have to say a word, it is destiny you and I cannot live in the same world. I want you to have this." A green medallion descended from nowhere and Link caught it, upon touching it he felt more powerful than before. After putting the medallion in his pocket he looked at Saria, he stepped over the platform where she was at. He grabbed her by her arm and pulled down her shorts, as soon as he touched her they were no longer in the chamber of sages. They were back in the arena where he had beaten Phantom Ganon. He got down on one knee and three Saria over his knee (Smack) he swatted her left cheek. (Smack) he did the same thing to her right.
Saria was starting to cry as her friend had spanked her small butt. (smack smack smack smack smack smack) he alternated cheeks as he was spanking her "Why are you doing this Link?" she asked between sobs. Link looked at her as he was spanking her "You had no business going into the temple. Do you know how dangerous that was?" (smack smack) "That was stupid. Since you wanna be careless you're gonna learn the consequence!" Link told her as he was spanking her. He reached into his satchel and pulled out a small whip he used on Epona, he raised up the whip (smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack) he didn't let up whipping the small girl. Saria was sobbing at his spanking, she started begging for him to stop.
Link had finished spanking her he told her to stand up, Saria did. Link made her turn around, when she did he raised the whip up again. He smacked her on her sit down spot "Count it." He told her "One." She replied sobbing as she spoke, Link again delivered another spot "Two." She said. Link kept going, he delivered 7 more swats making Saria count them out as he punished her. He was finished, he put his whip back into his satchel. He hugged his former love interest "I'm sorry I had to do that. But what you did was stupid, and dangerous. I risked my life to save you, and you risked your life coming in here. Now I'm glad you're a sage, but you need to be smarter. Destiny is not an excuse for carelessness." Saria hugged him back, she looked the big handsome boy in the eyes. She reached in and gave him a passionate kiss, as they kissed Link rubbed her sore bottom. Saria broke free and pulled her shorts up, she waved goodbye to Link and teleported back to the Chamber Of Sages. Link was teleported out of the temple. As he was in the void he heard Rauru's voice say "Saria will always be..,,your friend."
Link found himself by the great Deku Tree, he saw a Deku Tree sprout sitting there. He told Link the story of his origins, Link found out why he had outgrown his Kokiri friends. After hearing the story he walked out of the forest and into the clearing. The Deku Babas and Scrubs were gone, all his friends were playing. None of them recognized Link, he walked out of the Kokiri Forest and mounted Epona. He left and headed for Kakariko Village.