forward and backward: tHis wholE story is centered around the simpLe concePt of when geMs combinE, they change gender. "how does that change anything?" i hear you asking, and to that i say: "well, it doesn't change much. it just changes a small bit of absolutely everything." now, i see all of you reaching for your pitchforks and torches, but let me explain something first; this thing was not meant to make fun of the pancakes in any way, shape or form. if you still want to burn me at stake after that, then i'll let you know that by the time you're finished reading this, i will have already gotten a hefty head start. we good?

oh yeah and i don't think i own steven universe.

So our story starts off with the main character going in the Hhous. (Who is the main charactEer? It's Steven, dum dum. What are you, 9?) When stebon goes inside, PearLl sees him and says "Hai Kewrb-Schtebon Ukneeversity hon hon hon. How is school"

Pearl, as of now, is french because for some reason changing genders then changing back messes uPp your nationality. Also Stebon goes to school because at one point in tiMmEe some gem got their nationality changed to a bat, so they went to a duck and... uh... (hey what's that?)

So the duck's baby became a woman who was 🏳️ 🌈way gay🏳️ 🌈 named Charlie Ukneeversity Brown, later shorted to Charlei y Ukneeversity. This is the guy who invented the Yukneeversity, and when she did that everyone loved him, but that is why Schteven goes to school to live to his namesake because his Ancestor invented college.

The ball stew says "it good me hungree were is cooky tigers"

And the pearls sed "It ded."

Coockie cat was renamed to cooki tigers because when Rose quartz saw the name she got offended because at the time her nationality was cat and she's also from space, and she claimed it "misrepresented" her species so she time traveled to the cookie bat hq and forced them to make it cookie tiger because those aren't from outer space.

So scthebon goes to noooooooooo dot com (that's an actual site, no joke) and pressed the button. Now he is soups sad :,( and he is about to turn into a rain cloud and go away when Armpit does the divine intervention.

"Yo mans peace." she sad in terrible grammar holding a i Save the redwoods /i sign. "We got the last jedi cookiy tigger."

An Stchebon goes yaya :D He wants to run over to the purple thing but he trips over a toaster because whitie-tightie was a tree at one point and trees are ultra destructive slobs who knock over everything in kitchens.

"How da peck that get here?" pearly said, confuddled."and why is there electified water on the floor?" (oh yeah steven landed in that so he supes dead)

"oh its cause when you were an electric eel you had this weird bloodlust for everything electrical and almost ate all of our electric cables," Artpit sed. "In fact, I don't think its worn off yet."

"What?" Pearli axed, her mouth full of the electric wires she just tore from the gaping hole in the ceiling she just broke open. "No it dont"

"Good think Garnet is coming to replace everything thoug" thug amythyst said.

Unfortunately for everyone in the world she forgot that Garnet was currently a leeroy jenkins, so when manly Garnet entered, he shouted "LEEROY JENKINS!" crashing through the window, carrying a bunch of live electric wires that she tore from a high wire that she also jumped through. As she ran in the hous, hoever, she tripped on thetoaster, losing grips on the live wires and throwing them up into the hole pearls tore in the roof, causing a big explosive and everyone dieded.

Haugh haugh I is evil for putting cliffhangers

(Those aren't cliffhangers you nimwit you ended the story)

{No I didn't. I didn't write "The End" so it's open ended and is a cliffhanger}

(No it isn't)

{STUFU you don't know anything}