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This won't have that much crack, but we think we can make some dig its way to here... Just give us time 'k?
On with the story!
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"Ara..." Shizuru sighed as she woke up, looking directly at the ceiling. "Yet another day... I'd better get up..."
Shizuru had been bored lately... REALLY bored. Every day, it was the same old routine: Get up, get washed, go to school, toy with Natsuki, go do some paperwork, get chased by rabid fangirls, torture Natsuki, go home, spy on Natsuki, go to bed and dream... about Natsuki. It was getting boring, definitely: but someone had to do it.
She slowly got up and walked to the couch, where her wallet was resting on. She opened it, took her 30 Natsuki pictures out of it and kissed all of them, before hitting the shower... As she entered, another thing started to annoy her: her Natsuki shaped limited edition mayo smelling shampoo was empty. Maybe she should have used it just to wash her hair, instead of lubrification...
Then again, who cares?
She was running late: at least THAT was new... She got out of her house (finally) almost with no strength or will power to move her legs...
... At least South Park was on. It seemed to be her only pleasure lately...
Her boredom quickly turned into depression and she knew that something had to be done, FAST. The day was going as monotonous as ever. It was only 9 AM and Shizuru was already over with her paper work. She decided then to give an early good morning whipping to Natsuki just for the heck of it, but not even that could put a smile on her face these days.
"Ara... that's enough for today, Natsuki... It's not really doing it..."
"Are you ok, Shizuru?" Natsuki asked with a glint of worry in her words.
"I guess... It's nice of Natsuki to care though." Shizuru forced herself to smile at the cute puppy.
"Well, I gotta run. You know I can't skip class now, as I do enough as it is..."
"Natsuki's right... Kannin na... Just don't play too dangerously now."
"See ya." Natsuki left, a smirk gracing her lips. Shizuru sighed again. What should the beautiful Kaichou do?
Suddenly, she heard some ranting coming from the hall, and getting closer.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! It's spreading... And that bubuzuke woman won't lift a finger! I bet she doesn't even know... I always said she wasn't fit to be president, didn't I, Yukino? Just look at what she does... SHE DOESN'T MOO ANYTHING RIGHT!"
"...It's doesn't do, Haruka-chan."
"THAT'S WHAT I SAID!"
"..." Yukino let out an inaudible sigh. "Haruka-chan, don't you think you may be giving this more importance than it deserves?" They entered the student council room, where Shizuru was intently listening to the two girls' argument. Of course Haruka didn't even notice she was there.
"Of course not, Yukino! These actions are a clear show of disrespect towards our school code! And I WON'T stand for it!" She noticed where she was. "Ok, we're here..." Haruka immediately turned to Shizuru. "Kaichou, a situation has come up that, in my opinion, must receive immediate pleasures!"
"It's measures, Haruka-chan."
"THAT'S WHAT I SAID!"
"Ara, you seem even more serious than you usually do, Haruka-san. What's the matter, may I ask?" Haruka's eyebrow twitched: she was getting more upset. Her Kaichou wasn't even wearing that fake smile of hers.
"Well, Kaichou... it seems that some students, in clear disrespect towards the school code, started to come to school –"
"NAKED?!" Shizuru exclaimed hopefully, drooling oh-so-slightly. Haruka's body twitched.
"NO! Why would you...? Ah nevermind. Anyway, as I was saying before a certain bubuzuke woman interrupted me, students are starting to come to school in different clothes, but that's not all. The clothes they are wearing... they aren't normal... How can I put this...? They completely changed!"
"Ara, Haruka-san, do you really think a little variety is that bad? In fact, it might be just what I –" Shizuru immediately stopped herself from voicing her thoughts. Instead she cleared her throat and proceeded. "I mean, the school needs!"
"YOU SAY THAT BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THEM! THEY LOOK RIDUCULOUS! THIS CAN PUT THE SCHOOL'S ENTIRE REPUTATION AT STAKE!!" Haruka outburst.
"Fine... Let's go and see what ails you so much."
"You will acknowledge me this time, president! I SWEAT IT!"
"...It's swear, Haruka-chan."
"THAT'S WHAT I SAID!"
"...Nevermind, Haruka-chan. Shall we go?" Yukino proceeded to lead Shizuru and Haruka throughout the halls of Fuka. The later looked as if her entire life was depending on this moment. Suddenly, a wind blown by and slightly lifted Haruka's skirt, without either she or Shizuru's noticing. Of course Yukino immediately inverted her gaze and looked at a certain spot of Haruka when she looked at her, blushing wildly and immediately turning her head forward. Finally, they arrived at their destination. Shizuru was thinking in her boring routine again: after Haruka bugging her, she would go home, kiss her 30 Natsuki pictures and she would go watch South Park.
"Well Kaichou, here we are... Whaddya think?" Haruka asked, interrupting the president's thoughts. The later looked around.
"To be honest Haruka-san, I don't see why you're so – WHAT THE NATSUKI?!"
And there it was... This could make the school a laughing stock... It would destroy everything... and it was EXACTLY what she needed!
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By the way, if you didn't get it, by what the natsuki she means what the hell. The second chapter won't come as fast, since a brand new idea just rose in our minds!
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