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Mortal Kombat Survivor

20 castaways

A whole bunch of weeks!

One Survivor

Subzero: Greetings Mk fans I am Subzero. You may remember me from such games like Mortal Kombat, or Mortal Kombat II, or Mortal Kombat III and IV or all the other Mortal Kombat games. I am your host and this is SURVIVOR: ARGUS ISLAND!

Opening Scene

Scorpion

Ermac

Liu Kang

Shang Tsung

Kitana

Mileena

Raiden

Quan Chi

Taven

Kung Lao

Kabal

Kenshi

Sonya

Jax

Johnny Cage

Reptile

Sareena

Drahmin

Kano

Onaga

Shinnok

SURVIVOR: ARGUS ISLAND!

Subzero: Our contestants are arriving!

Nethership floats towards the island.

(Nethership confession Cam)

Scorpion: You know I'm gonna kill everyone in this competition. By kill I mean beat them all cause my lawyers said I can't make death threats anymore. (Sighs) I miss the good old days!

(Next person)

Sonya: The only reason I'm here is because I heard Kano is here. (Defensive) Not that I care or anything.

(Nethership dock)

Subzero: Hello there everyone!

Shang Tsung: How did you get to be the host?

Subzero: Long story.

(Flashback)

Subzero: Can I be the host.

Producers: Whatever.

(End Flashback)

Subzero: So I will be dividing you into two teams of 10!

Kung Lao: But there are 21 of us!

Subzero: (Shoots Shinnok) Ok the Fatalities are: Scorpion, Taven, Quan Chi, Shang Tsung, Liu Kang, Raiden, Mileena, Kitana, Ermac, and Sareena.

(Confession Cam)

Scorpion: How did I get stuck with Quan Chi? HOW!

(Confession Cam 2)

Taven: What the hell! I hate Quan Chi!

(Confession Cam 3)

Sareena: Quan Chi, what a bastard!

(Confession Cam 4)

Quan Chi: I think everybody likes me!

(Island)

Subzero: And the Brutalities are well everyone else!

(Cam)

Jax: I'm pretty confident with our team! We got a giant ass dragon thing so that should help!

(Island)

Subzero: Also we are going to put a personality trait under your names at random. So please sign your names on these forums.

(Everyone signs)

Subzero: Ermac you name is here like 30 times. Uh? Anyway the reason you signed these is so you can't sue us after the show!

Shang Tsung: Oh he's good!

Subzero: So I will meet you in about an hour for your first challenge!

(Fatalities camp)

Scorpion: I think our tents should have an awesome logo!

Quan Chi: How bout' fatalitied?

Scorpion: (Glares)

(Cam)

Quan Chi (Biggest A-----le ever): Maybe they don't like me! That might be a problem, perhaps if I can get someone to help me!

(Island)

Quan Chi: That's why we should team up!

Shang Tsung: Hmm you've got a point!

Raiden (Behind a tree): Oh no they didn't!

(Cam)

Raiden (Arguer of every elder god desicion) : I must act now! I must stop this deadly alliance!

(Brutalities camp)

Reptile: Finished the tents!

Kung Lao: That's one tent! There are like 9 more!

(Cam)

Reptile (Darwin looks down upon him): (Crying) I mean what a jerk!

(Cam)

Kung Lao (Nice hat): I mean what an idiot!

(A yellow line of tape seperating the island)

Subzero (with a megaphone): Let's start the first challenge!

(Beach)

Subzero: Ok your first challenge is an obstacle course! First you must jump the flaming pits of death!

Scorpion: I like death in the name!

Subzero: Then get through this obstacle pipe! Then Run to the finish line! Now pick your three sponsers!

(Brutalities)

Kabal: I totally call the running half!

Drahmin: I'll get the obstacle pipe.

Kano: NO way!

Drahmin: I can manage!

Kano: Whatever I'll get the pits of death!

Subzero: Everybody ready!

Teams: Yes!

Subzero: Remember no: Steroids!

Kabal: Damn!

Subzero: No laser vision!

Kano: Damn!

Subzero: And definetly no baby bottle pop to the face!

Sonya: Damn!

Subzero: GO!

Kenshi and Kano are at the pits!

Kano: I'm facing a blind guy too easy! (He jumps and falls)

Kenshi: (Levitates over the pits)

Kano: (Climbs back up) That's not fair!

Subzero: I never said no flying!

Kano: (Makes it over, hands baton to Drahmin)

Shang Tsung: (Stuck in pipe) What the hell!

Raiden: Your robes are to big!

Drahmin: Watch this humans! (Jumps and slides right through)

(Cam)

Sonya (Are those real?): I thought that being too skinny was bad but apparently it helps!

(Course)

Drahmin: Here Kabal!

Kabal: I hope I can do this! (Runs at a baywatch speed)

Reptile: Move faster!

Kabal: I can't!

Shang Tsung: (Gets out) Here Raiden!

Quan Chi: Muhaha! (Starts running)

Taven: We're gonna win!

Raiden: Yes! Yes! (Trips)

Kabal: (Crosses)

Subzero: And the brutalities win!

Brutalities: YAY!

Subzero: I'll meet you guys at Elder Gods council!

(Cam)

Liu Kang (Yells a lot): I know who I'm voting for!

(Council)

Subzero: Please cast your votes in that jar! (Points to a pickle jar)

Sareena: Pickle jar?

Subzero: We ran out of Urns after somebody ran through the realms breaking everything! (Points to Taven)

(Jar)

Liu Kang: I never like you (Puts vote in jar)

Kitana: You did something to me after the first tournement don't think I forgot that! (puts vote in)

A/n: Kitana boss after you break the spell!

Subzero: Ok you all voted lets see the results! If you are voted out you leave or get your spined ripped out!

Ermac: We like our spine!

Subzero: The first name I'm going to call is: Shang Tsung, Shang Tsung, Shang Tsung, Liu Kang, Subz..... You can't vote for me!

Ermac: Meh!

Subzero: That's three Shang Tsung, one Liu Kang. Shang Tsung, Shang Tsung,Shang Tsung, Quan Chi times six, Quan Chi times seven?

Scorpion and Taven: (High five each other)

Subzero: The council has spoken. Quan Chi your out!

Quan Chi: WHAT? But Shang Tsung had more votes!

Subzero: No he had six, you had thirteen!

Quan Chi: But.. But...

Subzero: Also I just don't like you so after he's gone these don't work! Bye Quan Chi!

Quan Chi: I will get my revenge!

Subzero: Well see you guys in a few days! And pat yourselves on the back you made my day! Until next time!

(Next week on MKS:AI)

Subzero: You must dance to this!

(Caramelldansen plays)

Taven: Too many bad memories! (Siezure)

End of Chapter 1 or episode one!