Disclaimer: No, I don't own Naruto...
(( Dialogue fiction ))
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Chapter One: Someone hit the snooze button already!
"T-Tenten-san... a-are you awake?"
"Mhf... I am nao... whu... what is it Hinata-chan? What time is it?"
"I-It's six in the morning, I think... b-but, I... I woke up to go to the restroom just now a-and..."
"Well what is it, Hyuuga? Spit it out already..."
"God... go back to sleep, Temari. She was talking to me. Not you."
"I was asleep until you two decided to start blabbing..."
"Wa... what's going on?"
"It's fine, Haruno; go back to bed. Hinata-chan was just speaking with me is all."
"Billboard-brow, your voice is enough to ruin any ones'' dream... why did you have to go and wake me up by opening your big mouth? Hm, what time is it anyway?"
"Whatever! It's a wonder anyone got sleep last night with all of your snoring, Ino-pig!"
"Ugh... it's only six something in the morning and you two are already fighting..."
"That's because they hate each other just as much as I hate you bun girl."
"Feh, bun girl; are we back to that again? And I can assure you, Temari, that the feeling is mutual."
"Yeah, yeah... so we've established that it's sand freak and bun girl; so now that's settled, could someone explain why it's so dark if it's supposed to be around six or whatever."
"So it's sand freak now, Yamanaka? Hmph. I still say you're a whore."
"Ino has something there, though... I can't even see my hand in front of my own face. What's going on?"
"T-That's what I-I was trying to tell you, Tenten-san. It's too dark i-in here for the proper time of day..."
"Alright, something is definitely up. Um, Ino.. that wall near you should have a light switch; try turning on the lights."
"Got cha! I'm already- Umpf!"
"I-Ino? W-What happened, a-are you alright?"
"Dear god, Yamanaka, I said turn the lights on; not smash your face into my wall..."
"I wasn't trying to! I can't see anything and Sakura's ogre-sized log she calls a foot tripped me!"
"Tenten, it's useless to expect Ino-pig to preform such a simple task. Turning on the lights would mean that she's actually smart enough to comprehend what you're asking, and to be honest, I don't even think she's capable of working the switch."
"Why you! Forehead, you're just asking for a sixteen-hit combo! Grr, and what is wrong with these stupid lights?! I'm flicking them off and on but nothing is happening..."
"So the lights are no good? Perfect. Just perfect. Okay... uh, hey Sakura; what did you do with the flash light I gave you last night then?"
"Hm? Oh! It's right over- Huh?! It's gone! I specifically left it to my right last night but it's not there now!"
"Good going forehead. Is there anything you can do right for a change?"
"Shut up! Maybe you got hungry last night and ate the flash light in your sleep!"
"Great. No lights and no flash light... well, maybe if I take two of my kunai and hit the blades together, it will generate sparks. I'll give it a try..."
"Wow. That worked for what, maybe half of a second. Way to go bun girl, you sure are smart..."
"I don't see you coming up with a better idea, genius. And besides, if I do this repeatedly, I might be able to make my way into the kitchen to grab some candles."
"Whatever, it's too early for me to be thinking and coming up with ideas. My brain doesn't function this early in the morning..."
"Feh... when does your brain function is what I would like to know."
"Haha! Tenten just put sand freak in her place."
"Tenten, you do know that if you keep making sparks like that, eventually you might catch something on fire."
"If we're lucky enough, she might set that bush you call hair on fire billboard-brow."
"Haruno, you don't think I know that?! Why do you think I'm being careful. Now, will someone come with me to the kitchen so they can help? I can't generate light AND carry candles at the same time."
"...I-I'll go, T-Tenten-san..."
"Pft. We'll all go, just to make sure you don't screw things up."
"T-Tenten-san, i-ignore Temari. S-She's just tired is all..."
"Tenten, you just got awfully quiet all of a sudden. What are you up to? I can't see anything now... why did you stop with the kunai?"
"Oh nothing, Ino. I was just debating on giving Temari a new hairstyle."
"You touch my hair and I won't hesitate to rip off one of your buns..."
"Ha. See, the funny thing about your plan, Temari... would be the fact that you would actually have to get near me in order to do that. But, just so you know; before you would even have the chance to place one of your dirty hands in my hair, you'd be dead before then."
"That a threat, Ten.. Ten.."
"No. Not a threat; that was a promise. Have you forgotten that you don't have your fan to hide behind? You can't touch me..."
"Wanna test that theory bun girl?"
"Maybe I do. Bring it Tema- Huh? Okay, who's touching me?"
"It's me. And I'm not letting go of your arm until we get those candles... then, you two can fight all you want. Now, let's go..."
"Haruno, I don't need- Uff! Okay, fine. You don't have to jerk my arm out of the socket... jeez. You're acting like a terrified kid."
"What's wrong billboard-brow? Is the little baby afraid of the big, scary darkness? Maybe if you- EEK!"
"What's your problem, Yamanaka?"
"I-I thought I seen a spider if you must know, Temari..."
"Aww. Is wittle Ino afraid of a wittle spider? And you were picking on me... uh-huh."
"Shut up forehead!"
"Make me pig!"
"Yamanaka, how could you even see a spider with it this dark? The sparks don't give off that much- Ah! Okay, what the hell is touching me?!"
"Haha! What's YOUR problem, sand freak? Scared? That was my finger, stupid..."
"Touch me again and I will break that finger. I'm not scared... the only scary thought I have is wondering where that grimy finger of yours has been..."
"Feh. As much as I hate you, Temari... I have to admit... that was a nice come back. Kudo's for that one."
"Tenten! Who's side are you on anyways?! You're not supposed to agree with the sand freak!"
"I'm on no ones side... well, except Hinata-chan's I suppose."
"Hey... speaking of Hinata... where did she go? Tenten, did your apartment eat her?"
"I-I'm here, Sakura... I-I was just t-thinking-"
"Woah, Hinata, sometimes you're so quiet I forget that you're around."
"Shut up Ino-pig and let her finish!"
"U-Um... w-well... I might be wrong but; with the given time and the current d-darkness... I think that someone is behind all of this. F-First N-Naruto, then the complete darkness a-and the lights... and now the missing flash light. Something i-isn't right at all."
"Well who ever it is... they're going to have to answer to me once we get out of this. Wait... crap! I completely forgot... I have training today at seven and if I'm late, Gai-Sensei will have me doing an ungodly amount of punishment for my absence! Ugh! If I have to run the perimeter of Konoha with Gai and Lee, I swear.. who ever this person is, if I get my hands on them; they're going to wish they were never born!"
"B-but, Tenten-san... I-I thought you had training y-yesterday."
"That was just one on one training with Neji-kun... no, today was an actual squad meeting and participation. And if I'm not there... gah! I hate to see what Sensei comes up with..."
"Pft, what's the big deal? So what if you're late... it's not like a smack on the hand and a stern talking to is going to kill you bun girl."
"Temari, have you forgotten who her Sensei is? Maito Gai straight up gives me the willies... I mean, those eye brows and that spandex... it's just so... freaky..."
"So wait, your Sensei is the freak in the green jump suit? I forgot about that. Haha, that's amusing though. You leaf nin are so pathetic..."
"Haruno, I'm pretty used to his crazy fashion by now, it's the punishment I'm worried about. As long as it's not running, doing push-ups or sit-ups, I should be fine."
"Oh no! I'm supposed to be helping out at the flower shop today, father is going to be so upset if I'm not there!"
"I-I'm sure h-he will be understanding, I-Ino."
"Looks like we need to step this up so we can hurry and get out to carry on with our own lives. I'm starting to stink like leaf Kunoichi anyways... and I can't go back to Sunakagure smelling like you pathetic losers. Kankurou would never shut his trap about it if I did..."
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(( A/N: I was asked to do a sequel to, 'Girls can be mean'; and this is what came to me. Woot! And yeah... they had went to sleep sorta being nice to each other in the first fic, but when you have less than an hour of sleep; you're going to be cranky when you're woken up. Don't you just love how, we girls, can be so mean to each other... Makes for a good fan fiction though.))