This is sort of an idea that just popped into my head and I had to do something with it...thus I present...my latest fanfic...(applause).
I love organization 13 but Larxene's the only girl. One girl and twelve guys? That's gotta be awkward. So what exactly do the men of the organization think of her? You're about to find out. This is pure silliness not meant to be taken seriously at all. It's suppose to make you laugh, got it memorized? (GET OUT OF HERE AXEL!)
Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts and all characters, places, etc. are the property of Square Enix. Otherwise Naminé would secretly be dating Riku.
Prologue-
Organization XIII has issues. Yes, even a bunch of heartless shells with no emotions have issues. You spend like five minutes with them and you're ready to pull your own hair out. And stupid me, I just had to send Xemnas that free coupon.
Okay, let me explain. You see I was going through this faze. Where I wanted to help people, right? Unfortunately for me a nobody isn't much help to anyone except other nobodies. Then I was struck with a brilliant plan. I would become the first nobody therapist! It seemed like the perfect situation.
I tried some of the lower ranking nobodies first. But all they did was stand there...and occasionally attack me. They really didn't open up to me about their problems. So I decided to try nobodies who were more like me. Organization XIII. So I sent them a coupon for one free therapy session to talk about any issues the Organization had to deal with. Yeah, like I said before and as I was soon to discover: Organization XIII has issues!
But Xemnas couldn't resist anything that was free and about a week after I had send him the coupon, thirteen nobodies appeared at my door ready for their 'therapy session.'
I tried to start with an open and frank discussion, but that was a stupid idea. Thirteen people talking at once, not good. So I (another stupid idea) decided to see them all one at a time and discover what their problem really was. I called Xemnas in first and then I realized it. Organization XIII has issues!
-Naminé
So that's just the prologue. I'll update soon I promise! It gets better really! Please R + R. Just to let me know if you like the idea. Anyone. Anyone at all. Okay I'll go now.